Ephemerides

18+ NSFW. Former twink, then twunk, then chub, now trying to be a jockiatric. Definitely do not take myself seriously. Here for the bants.

[Ephemerides @Ephemerides20]

Not back. Just letting you know I'm still alive.

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@ThomasHafey 🤣🤣🤣 See? Mrs. Slocombe was always flaunting her pussy any day of the week.

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I'm not at all sorry, Your Honour. It was #TodgerTuesday. I think you'll find the law states that I'm supposed to get it out and waggle it.

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I need some sort of target to aim for to get to the end of the week on a #HumpDay

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@Dylan_Coxx_ I have a feeling this case could drag on and on 😈

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@jom81612 Not so much side-to-side, but forward and back on the other hand... 😈😈😈😈

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@JamesJo81091999 @lMJDAcKMLT5vFlN 🤣🤣😈😈😈

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I need help recreating this, but with something other than soap 😈😈🍆💦💦💦

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@jom81612 After seeing that I need to sit down. 😈🍆🍑
Ooops! Sorry. I need to sit down again. 🥵🥵

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@Fitformenow A holey fuck would have been even better 😈

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Just getting rid of the stress of the week
#SundayCumday #wank #cum

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@ThomasHafey 🤣🤣🤣

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Just rinsing off. I'll be done in a minute. Hop in.
#scs

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New week, new angle
#mcm

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@mannystallion Actually looking forward to getting stressed again 😈

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@jom81612 🤣🤣🤣😈😈😈

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@Dylan_Coxx_ I like the sound of that 😈

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@Dylan_Coxx_ I hate cleaning up but somehow I quite look forward to it on a Sunday 😈

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@ThomasHafey 😈😈😈 You see right through me, don't you?

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@jom81612 Fuck the queue! Outta my way! 🥵🥵🥵

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@jom81612 If you get in, I will definitely feel a lot more dirty again 😈😈😈😈

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@arrenbtm 😈😈😘

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#FridayFriday has hit
#fcf