Ephemily

Host to a reality distortion field, greentexter, living cartoon, Oxford comma enthusiast, bather of cats, and big spoon. She/Them

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May you be as optimistic and fearless as a Fiat with a tow hitch.

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Been an eventful week. Redid my office and network to include the new Meraki firewall and AP. Plus my copy of backdoors and breaches came in the mail. Can't wait for game night!

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@Katstodian_

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I'm really tempted to find a copy of the Star Wars Christmas special for my Plex server. It goes well with the rest of the weird stuff I've accumulated.

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I asked Alexa how many cups 12 Oz of pasta is. She said it's 1.5. I measured that out dry and thought it looked a little lacking, so I added more. Mistakes were made.

Just goes to show, when women speak, believe them.

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I have decided growling and swearing is my new go to when my guts decide to rebel with cramping episodes. You'd think they're France, and I'm trying to raise the retirement age.

QUIET, SWINE! I SHALL FEED YOU HIGHLY PROCESSED 'FOOD' AND YOU WILL THANK ME FOR IT! "

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Went feral during Covid. Haven't quite made it back to civilized yet. But I might just answer to fart truster, because it's hilarious.

Unrelated, I'm going to be single forever.

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Next time I get asked what I'm looking for on a dating app, I'm gonna say, "my next medical emergency contact".

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Bought a HUGE 18 terabyte drive to hold my plex media, and when I decided what to name it, it became, "Weird Plex but ok".

I'm so glad my parent's house didn't have a liveable basement because at this rate, I might never have left it.

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Y'all. There is a loud AF black and white mustang GT dining around town with a "crowd killer" decal on the front windshield.

I guess his traction control is off and his crowd control is on.

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I'm taking this to work and keeping it as a visible reminder for myself and others.

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Like, is there a monthly quota to maintain membership in the club? If I haven't paid my dues in a while, do I have to bring my account up to current before I'll be eligible to vote at meetings? Has the right started stoning us publicly yet? I have questions!

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@RedArmyOmaha My thoughts are with his wife, family, and winter family. It was a pleasure knowing him.

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@GQLollipop You are welcome to them. I'm not usually a fan.

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The name of the beer grabbed me. Love letters from hell. Shit. It's an IPA. But it's a milkshake triple IPA.

Fuck. I can't carte blanche hate on them any more. This shit is delicious

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@dizzyborden1972 That's a 2br 1 bath pothole that Dino's property management company would lease for $1100 a month.

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One of the many hats I wear is new hire training. Day two for the new guy, and he seems to be doing well. Gobbling up the tech info, and warming up to the staff.

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There is a kitty in a carrier on my flight. Suddenly, I'm regretting packing my benadryl in my checked bag. Coulda made a killing!

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Honestly, if they had a salt water pool here, you'd have to use a tranq gun and a lifesaver hoop to get me out of it.

Yes, I know the ocean is RIGHT THERE, but it's cold and there's fish pee in it. Moana taught me that. I'm only comfortable with human pee.

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I just watched a very entitled couple argue with 4 staff members about not sitting on the wall of the infinity pool. From here until I have to present a passport, I'm Canadian.

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Hey romance scammers, if your target mentions NOC, SOC, full stack, or engineer in their job title, back away. Do not pursue.