Dude next door.

I quote & tweet whatever the f*ck I want. Message is to make the World a better place. Just kidding, I don't have a message. RT and Fave what you like.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Four more years.

[Dude next door. @EpicMori]

Behind every fat girl there is a beautiful woman. No really, you're in the way, Move.

[Dude next door. @EpicMori]

White Kid: Shut up mom! Mom: *Shuts Up* Black Kid: Shut up mom! *Wakes up* Where am I? Doctor: Intensive care.

[Dude next door. @EpicMori]

"You actually have friends...?" "Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD!"

[Dude next door. @EpicMori]

I hate when I forget to forward a chain message and I die the next day...

[Dude next door. @EpicMori]

If you don't want a sarcastic answer, then don't ask a stupid question.

[Dude next door. @EpicMori]

Oh you hate me?! The amount of fucks I give are equivalent to the amount of facial expressions that Kristen Stewart has.

[Dude next door. @EpicMori]

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy vodka. Close Enough.

[Dude next door. @EpicMori]

You're nice to the weird kid once, then BOOM. Stalked for life.

[Dude next door. @EpicMori]

I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

[Dude next door. @EpicMori]

That awkward moment when your ex says, "You will never find another one like me". Bitch, that's the point. -.-

[Dude next door. @EpicMori]

I was going to tell a gay joke, butt fuck it.

[Dude next door. @EpicMori]

F*ck friends, I need more enemies. At least they admit they don't like you.

[Dude next door. @EpicMori]

I have a date tonight, with my bed. We're totally gonna sleep together.

[Dude next door. @EpicMori]

Thinkin' bout using Twitter again.. should I?

[Dude next door. @EpicMori]

3 Apples changed the world, 1st one seduced Eve, 2nd fell on Newton and the 3rd was offered to the world half bitten by Steve Jobs.

[Dude next door. @EpicMori]

If twitter has taught me one thing; it's how many ways "bieber" can be put into a username...

[Dude next door. @EpicMori]

I hate when your walking through a grassy place and a pokemon attacks you.

[Dude next door. @EpicMori]

The awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus

[Dude next door. @EpicMori]

don't pick me don't pick me ( teacher calls your name ) "F***"