The Pet Store

Need a new furry/scaly/fluffy/clawy/monstery friend? Then there’s my only one place to shop! The most epic pet store in the galaxy: The Pet Store!

[The Pet Store @EpicPetStore]

To all prospective clients of Earth,

Welcome to The Pet Store: the premier, one and only buyer, seller, and trader of truly exotic animals from every corner of the known (and unknown) universe! 🪐

Our expert procurement teams travel far and wide through wormholes, black holes, back holes, and the occasional @$! hole to rescue, adopt, and carefully source creatures unlike anything
the fine people of Earth have ever seen. 👀

We carry only the finest specimens from a highly selective range of origins, including:

• Alternate dimensions 🧬
• Unnamed galaxies 🌌
• Fantastical fairytale lands 🐉
• Secret government laboratories 🧪
• Poisonous and toxic waste dumps 🗑️
• Spiritual planes of existence 🧘‍♀️
• And the occasional Chinese wet market

We’re thrilled to announce that we’re finally open for business on your happy little planet for the very first time!

Our X account is brand new, and our website is still under construction, so please bear with us while we learn your languages, update our profile, and grow the extra appendages required to
operate these devices known as “keyboards.” 😅

In the meantime, expect regular updates, pictures, and fun facts about our latest cuddly (and not-so-cuddly) arrivals, plus detailed histories, travel guides, and videos from the out-of-this-world places we find them.

Whether you’re a pet lover, animal lover, alien lover, monster lover, mythical creature lover, inter-dimensional being lover, demonically-possessed Pomeranian lover, Giant Quatorian Eight-
Headed Spider Beast lover, or simply an enjoyer of the fantastic, fun, wild, and weird, follow us for all of the above and so much more! ❤️

We look forward to serving you, people of Earth, at the one and only:

The Pet Store: Where the animals are out of this world! 🌍

[The Pet Store @EpicPetStore]

@pmamtraveller “I���m thinking about eating you later” 💅

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@cowincrisis Stupid trains never look both ways, do they? 😔

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@Rainmaker1973 Little did we know we were watching a Hero’s origin story this entire time ❤️❤️😭

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@Mrsnowyycat Give him a few more years 😅😂

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@CryptoEmpressX Looks like somebody got themselves a new Edgar Suit 😅

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Not even the elephants can escape from Honey Badger. 😂

[Time And Space🕰️🛰️🗺️ @t_swrld]

Ladies and gentlemen, the honey badger.

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@t_swrld Not even the elephants are safe!! 😂😂

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These guys just run around all day picking fights with anything that moves. 💪��� The living embodiment of small guy syndrome. 😂

[Time And Space🕰️🛰️🗺️ @t_swrld]

Ladies and gentlemen, the honey badger.

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@t_swrld These guys just run around all day picking fights with anything that moves. 💪😡 The living embodiment of small guy syndrome. 😂

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@awkwardgoogle Holy uncanny valley!! 😳

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@earthcurated “Back away from my mud puddle, Karen!!” 😡

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😂😂 The terminator finding out he’s gonna he folding laundry instead of fighting wars against humanity:

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Robots folding hotel laundry

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@sciencegirl 😂😂 The terminator finding out he’s gonna he folding laundry instead of fighting wars against humanity:

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@SassyGirl394 Right?! Me too! Unfortunately it’s really hard to tell what’s fake and what’s not on the internet these days. But one can still
Hope!! ❤️❤️

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Missed opportunity to call it the “Disgruntled Hooker Fish” 💋

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

Walk This Way Rosy-Lipped Fish

The red-lipped batfish or Galápagos batfish (Ogcocephalus darwini) is a fish of unusual morphology found around the Galápagos Islands at depths of 3 to 76 m (10 to 249 ft).

Red-lipped batfish are closely related to rosy-lipped batfish (Ogcocephalus porrectus), which are found near Cocos Island off the Pacific coast of Costa Rica.

Batfish (females in video) are not good swimmers; they use their highly adapted pectoral, pelvic and anal fins to "walk" on the ocean floor

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@Rainmaker1973 😬 “I got it, I got it, I got it…”

Jumps

🥳 “I GOT IT, I GOT IT, I GOT IT!!”

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@BrianRoemmele Missed opportunity to call it the “Disgruntled Hooker Fish” 💋

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@sciencegirl As someone who lives in a neighborhood with lots of elderly drivers (and isn’t too far away from this age myself in the long run) I 💯 support this!! ❤️

Keeping everyone involved safer while allowing our elderly to live out their golden years in dignity and style 😎

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I don’t know about you, but it makes me feel good to think about all of the happy horses out there that have been saved by humane grace and ingenuity ❤️❤️

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The horse’s owner fits a prosthesis onto his leg.

His joy is priceless. ❤️

[The Pet Store @EpicPetStore]

@sciencegirl Apparently this is a common thing now!! I had no idea! 🤯

I don’t know about you, but it makes me feel good to think about all of the happy horses out there that have been saved by humane grace and ingenuity ❤️❤️