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What Is Donut? I, I Is Donut.

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@Slutty_18girl @xdownloaderbot download this

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@lilcosmicbunny Me

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@grandmavermin In the wind

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Crazy what an uncrustable does to a woman
-H

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*Holding hot wheels*
"I will drive this up and down the lengths of your veiny c*ck"

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A close friend of mine just brought to my attention the correlation between men who wear lots of hand jewelry and choking people. I can't recover from this.

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"Why are you nervous, we're just talking about dead babies"
-friend 2023

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Interesting observation: If we're told to stand somewhere, men typically gravitate toward corners.

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Boutta get someone's foreskin bronzed and make them wear it as a ring.

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Not me wishing I could teleport my car to 1970 so I can fill my tank for $5.76.
Then remembering that I'm black.

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Money will never buy you happiness, but it will buy you a better quality of misery.

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Hear me out. Sex except both parties have harmonicas in their mouth and record audio, first person to laugh has to use that audio clip as a ringtone for a month.

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@Spotify I've never once heard this song in my life. @Spotify you messed up.

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Radiation is just spicy air

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Imagining a mob boss dipping his potstickers with chopsticks into a long ass line of coke on his table makes me unfathomably happy.

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Non monogamous, asexual and partnered. Bruh you basically live with a shitty cat.

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Being a brony is just a gateway to furry porn

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We walk a thin line between selfcare and self destruction.

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Shampoo is just lotion for your hair.