El Predatoré

[El Predatoré @EPredatore]

Top 5 Beers:
1. Free beer
2. Beach beer
3. Cottage beer
4. Campfire beer
5. First beer of the weekend
#letmeknowifyouagree

[El Predatoré @EPredatore]

Top 5 Nuts:
1. In the mouth
2. Shower (no mess)
3. Sock
4. Under table at dinner
5. On/in the family pet
#letmeknowifyouagree

[El Predatoré @EPredatore]

They may have taken my wisdom. But the will NEVER take my freedom. I’m a damn nuclear fucking middle tech and I’m getting hammered whether you like it or not.

[El Predatoré @EPredatore]

@butterlane_48 Poss ya

[El Predatoré @EPredatore]

@El_Barracuda1 EL PRETADORÉ WILL NEVER BACK DOWN #letsgetwild #letsgetweird #letsgetwet?

[El Predatoré @EPredatore]

Thought of this little bit today. Big leagues calling

[El Predatoré @EPredatore]

@0_cheesy_0 Let Mike know there’s no safe word on this one

[El Predatoré @EPredatore]

Haven’t been on here in a while, hello everyone. #pocketjerk

[El Predatoré @EPredatore]

Fuck a stay at home mom, give me a rich wife and let me jerk it at home with the kids. #notactuallyjerkit #amirite

[El Predatoré @EPredatore]

@0_cheesy_0 Happily, I cant say the same. Chundered last night from dollar beers. #guelphbetterthantoronto? #ballerinacappucinaiskindafine

[El Predatoré @EPredatore]

Roommates are all home, roaming around my apartment naked. Two words: awesome #nicksoutdicksout #havingfun✌️😊

[El Predatoré @EPredatore]

@butterlane_48 BROOOOOOOO

[El Predatoré @EPredatore]

#marketfresh

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Case race was a real bad idea #muckfono #idontfeeltoohot

[El Predatoré @EPredatore]

Mono… more like gayo😜😆🤣#bigbootylatinas #AuntieBarb

[El Predatoré @EPredatore]

New to this twitter thing, where the big booty latinas at? #doingtricksonit #auntiebarb

[El Predatoré @EPredatore]

#NewProfilePic hehe #bosh