Ethan Worthington

Evening Fallen

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@purduerunclub Nice Job!!

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Sometimes I open a book and think, "What's with the squiggly lines?" And sometimes, when I wake up, I find myself asking a similar question.

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I appreciate the importance of blood donations; but I'm insulted by the suggestion that I would do anything for a $10 Meijer Gift Card.

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"What am I saying? The past is always falling into the future. The future is always falling into the past."

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Today, time - rather than crawling by at a monotonous pace - has charged about like a bewildered Rhinoceros, heedless of my expectations.

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Do you ever just sit back and think, "maybe, I'm a good person"?

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I want to start using double-contractions. For example: "They'ren't going to school today" or "I'on't go to the store tomorrow"

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"In winter, summer is a myth. A report, a rumor. Not to be believed in."

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"I shaved my f****** legs to run 31:20" -Parsely

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What if, when the sun rose tomorrow, it rose in the west? Do you think you would notice?

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Do you ever just look up at the night sky, at all the little lights of stars billions of miles away and think "I CAN believe its not butter"

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@StephenAtHome People who look back on this joke in the year 2135 may feel that it is in somewhat poor taste

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@jweezynation As always my good friends up on mount Olympus will be providing me with pictures and live commentary

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I was hoping to be back home in Westfield by now, but my car had other ideas. #Iprefernot #BartlebyTheScrivener

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@arielworth

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#voicesavedaniel