Hachiko

[UltraNosk @UltraNosk]

Mulan for Americans

[Sohrab Ahmari @SohrabAhmari]

How is this guy real and not a South Park character.

[Forbidden HQ 🐇 @WearForbidden]

🚨BREAKING🚨

Israel has launched OPERATION MOSSAD MILKERS — using cutting-edge Project Bluebeam tech to beam a gigantic holographic Abigail Shapiro floating over Tehran, chest-first, in a last-ditch effort to demoralize the Iranian population.

It’s not working. Early reports indicate the giant glowing figure is mainly causing mass confusion and power outages across the city. Psychological warfare has never been this expensive… or this awkward.

Early reports suggest this was Ben Shapiros idea. This is not yet confirmed.

[Harrison H. Smith ✞ @HarrisonHSmith]

Imagine Israel wasn’t our ally.

Imagine they actually wanted to destroy the United States.

What would change?

[Richard “Beebo” Russell @proverbs_14_23]

My grandfather stormed the beaches of Normandy. I once asked him what kept them pushing uphill and into the meat grinder, what kept them fighting? His answer absolutely floored me.

“We wanted Hatians to sell fake Gucci at the train station.”

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@0xadot I don’t know dude but you didn’t have to watch it.

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

The fact that a dog took this photo makes it even more impressive.

[Aaron West @oeste]

w-where are y’all going?

[Rex Thundercock @rexthundercock]

If I own a rental property and someone starts squatting and I can't just remove them legally, I'm straight up killing them

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Pretty much all of the prominent voices who supported the Iran War assured us it would be over by now. None of them will admit they were wrong. Even less will they admit that their initial assurances were based on nothing but their own wishcasting. This whole shitshow has been an enormous waste of time and resources and our country has not benefited from it at all. Its advocates have moved the goal posts repeatedly and have even to this day refused to clearly articulate what constitutes a victory and how we’ll know that it’s been achieved.

[ali @alibrooke4ever]

they’re gonna die on the same day like jefferson and adams

[Bolshevik Enthusiast @LeBolshevikman]

The last thing Netanyahu sees before getting his dick sucked

[mira king 🔻⛏️ @wokejucheism]

unblur the patches lmao

[Chandler🤙🏼 @ChannyMill]

Tapping the sign

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

AIPAC complaining of “A level of scrutiny not applied to any other group of citizens.”

Let’s be precise: No other interest group — not crypto, not AI, not big oil, etc — hides its money in shell PACs. They all spend through PACs that are transparently linked their interest group.

AIPAC and its major donors are alone in the opposite practice. So that is why reporters have to investigate it so that voters can know who they are backing. The other option would be to just be honest and transparent from the jump. Why not do that?

According to AIPAC, “Being pro-Israel is good policy and good politics.” Their offshoot DMFI even claims there is a “Democratic majority for Israel.”

If that is true, spend money openly, endorse candidates openly, and let voters decide.

If you refuse to do that, we will keep following the money and letting people know who you support.

If it’s true that being pro-Israel is good politics, we’re doing you a favor!

[Victor Li @victor_ljz]

menlo park would be a beautiful name for a korean baby

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

Citizenship should mean something. Legal immigration is the backbone of this country, but our open borders have been exploited for too long.

The 14th Amendment was never intended to grant automatic citizenship to the children of illegal immigrants. My amendment fixes that, ensuring only children of legal residents receive automatic citizenship and protecting U.S. citizenship from abuse if the Supreme Court fails to act.

[Ben Eisenhart @BEisenhart]

As soon as you had to start waiting in line to access the airline lounges, they lost the plot.

[Nick Wojcicki @nickwoj98]

‼️ AIRLINE EXECUTIVES ‼️

If you ever decide to be the first airline to lower the temperature on all of your airplanes by 5 degrees, I, along with millions of others, will become the most loyal customers of all time. It would be the greatest business decision of your CAREER.

[Austen Allred @Austen]

Anyone who has traveled internationally knows that the most racist place in the world is not in the United States