Equestrian Rules

I only like horses

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I'm a middle class girl in a sport that makes even Bill Gates go "dam son that's expensive" do you see my dilemma

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me after doing one lap of no stirrups

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Other sports: "I almost died" = I maybe twisted my ankle

Equestrians: "I almost died"= I'm pretty sure I just saw the light

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do u ever choose the worst distance to the most obvious fence and feel the need to go to a Confession even tho u aren't Catholic bc same

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what my trainer is thinking when they watch me mess up a course

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I wish I wore GPA's more and won blue ribbons daily but sadly blue ribbons are hard to get and I look bad in GPA's

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only been a year and a half!

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hi friends

[Laura @LtotheZee]

@EqRules my sister's horse is already called Danny and I call him Daniel, and i'm now going to do this every time I ride him

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you may be single on Valentine's Day but your trainer could also take your stirrups away there are worse problems to have

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Valentine's Day is 2 weeks away boys if you'd like to confess your undying love for me in the form of tailoreds and ponies now is the time

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when you think you found a hot male equestrian and find out he's gay

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my horse habit is my motivation to do well in school.

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hey I'm 1 away from 3500 is this real?!

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@EqRules *don't actually not blanket your mare even if she is a hoe

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*doesn't blanket mare in winter bc she's a hoe and a hoe is never cold*

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boy: ride me like you ride your horse;)

me: with bad equitation and a habit of falling off?

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when the rider before you chips in a line and you're just like

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might win the Maclays this year
might win the Powerball

the odds are about the same

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