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Realist | Math and Programming | Stochastic Process Enthusiast | Shitco Investigator | 🇩🇰 🇨🇦 🇺🇸

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@P_Remarks JS is very different, bad take

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Party downtown

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@yacineMTB I haven’t had many issues with opus 4.8? What are you using it for?

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@MartinShkreli lol yes, but sometimes the only thing you can do is MC to estimate gradients 😢

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AI can now read your customers' minds.

We raised a $20M Series A lead by 8VC & Lingotto to build this.

Introducing Minerva, built in collaboration with OpenAI:

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When you file for a $1 trillion IPO and join MANGOS (formerly FAANG)

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@jeremie0117 Yeah told him he can’t spill anything

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NYC is electric right now

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@PriceNoFilter Haters will say this is AI

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@yafriendray Nah it’s real

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@conksresearch

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@BacardiCapital Just go to Canada bro

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@0xMonolith It’s over

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How do you say Short NDQ in Italian

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@MartinShkreli Watch out, don’t get hit by the Prius bro

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@BacardiCapital We can go in a private helicopter, invite someone preferably with a helicopter

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If I wanted to torture someone I would make them walk 5 miles in new loafers

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@rvc330 The Chinese IPOs with 99% of the float locked are fun though

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@ArchiteuthisDx I think UBS stole my research here

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I've done some in depth analysis on $MU and believe a price of $1,500 per share is well justified, market is clearly underpricing this

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@BacardiCapital Those are government drones, oh no