E.R. (Evan) Ramzipoor

Author: THE VENTRILOQUISTS. Stories: @NorthAmerReview @slate @fracturedlit @mcsweeneys. Rep: @aylazeef at Frances Goldin. Pronouns: they/them

[E.R. (Evan) Ramzipoor @ER_Ramzipoor]

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is starting to sound like a good idea.

[E.R. (Evan) Ramzipoor @ER_Ramzipoor]

A better description of my new novel than anything I could come up with, @aylazeef lol

[E.R. (Evan) Ramzipoor @ER_Ramzipoor]

@ErviceNikki I have no idea if you remember this, but you once said in workshop that all stories are secretly about dads. And that is so not wrong!

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

everything , constantly

[兔兒神 @chenchenwrites]

Aren't you

[audrey @lesbianappa]

me liking videos of the severance pop-up from every single angle

[Cris ✨ @lionesspike]

that’s my family

[E.R. (Evan) Ramzipoor @ER_Ramzipoor]

@ErviceNikki YES NIKKI

[E.R. (Evan) Ramzipoor @ER_Ramzipoor]

@ErviceNikki Oh yes, this is such A Thing

[E.R. (Evan) Ramzipoor @ER_Ramzipoor]

@ErviceNikki Martyr! by Kaveh Akbar.

[E.R. (Evan) Ramzipoor @ER_Ramzipoor]

So excited and grateful that my story “Conversation with Gertrude in Car, Age 20” was nominated for a Pushcart. This story germinated out of grief and confusion and a desire to structure something unnamable.

Huge thanks to the North American Review for their support!

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

no i wasn’t, i was learning how to make a puttanesca sauce in case my siblings and i ever needed to cook a dinner for a dastardly villain and his evil theatre troupe

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

During the Renaissance, people in Venice would vote by dropping little balls into an urn.

The Italian word for “little ball” is ‘ballotta.’

Now any kind of secret voting, by ball, piece of paper, or voting machine, is called a ‘ballot.’

[Sondheim Lyrics @sondheimlyrics]

Blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue

[Sondheim Lyrics @sondheimlyrics]

It’s fixable tomorrow, we’ve a chance, there’s a choice. We can change ourselves tomorrow, we’re in charge, we’ve a voice.

[E.R. (Evan) Ramzipoor @ER_Ramzipoor]

10/10 ad placement

[E.R. (Evan) Ramzipoor @ER_Ramzipoor]

@StephRamlogan Love you!

[E.R. (Evan) Ramzipoor @ER_Ramzipoor]

@StephRamlogan @aylazeef @GoldinAgency Thank you, thank you!

[E.R. (Evan) Ramzipoor @ER_Ramzipoor]

Thrilled to announce I'm now represented by @aylazeef at @GoldinAgency! So excited to make weird things and send them out into the world together.

[E.R. (Evan) Ramzipoor @ER_Ramzipoor]

@aylazeef Brat summer but make it a whole career