Monkey Business!

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[Tucker Budzyn @tuckerbudzyn]

My dogs take gardening very seriously! 🤣

[Monkey Business! @EradicationM]

I'm totally smitten with this woman. 🥰

[Rohoza (Дев'ятий) Mykhailo 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇨🇦 @Oct7NeverForget]

🤔81-year-old grandmother Ava Estelle was absolutely furious when she learned that two thugs had raped her 18-year-old granddaughter.

She tracked down the unsuspecting ex-convicts… and shot off their testicles.

“This elderly woman spent a week hunting those men down, and when she found them, she took revenge in her own way,” said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp.

Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, placed the pistol on the sergeant’s desk, and calmly said:

“These bastards will never rape anyone again, by God.”

Police say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and testicles when the enraged Ava opened fire with a 9mm pistol inside the hotel room where he and his former cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, had been hiding.

The vigilante grandmother also shot Thomas in the groin, though doctors reportedly managed to save his mutilated penis.

“Thomas technically didn’t lose his manhood,” Detective Delp told reporters, “but according to the doctor I spoke with, he won’t be using it the way he used to.”

“Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they’re just happy to be alive after what happened.”

“Grandma Rambo” began hunting the attackers on August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was abducted and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding criminals.

“When I saw the look on Debbie’s face that night in the hospital, I decided I would punish those bastards myself because I thought the law had become too soft,” recalled the former librarian.

“I wasn’t afraid of them — because I have a gun, and I’ve been shooting all my life. And I’m no fool; I didn’t turn it in when the gun laws changed.”

Using police sketches and her granddaughter Debbie’s description of the attackers, Ava spent seven days wandering through the district where the crime occurred until she spotted the rapists entering a cheap hotel where they were staying.

“I knew it was them the moment I saw them, but I still took photos and went back to Debbie, and she said, ‘Damn right, that’s them,’” the grandmother recalled.

“So I went back to that hotel, found their room, knocked on the door, and as soon as the tall one opened it, I shot him right between the legs — right where it would hurt the most.

Then I walked in and shot the other one while he backed away begging me to spare him.

After that, I went straight to the police station and turned myself in.”

Now bewildered law enforcement officials are trying to decide what to do with the vigilante grandmother.

“What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it’s hard to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,” Delp said.

“Especially when three million people in the city want to elect her mayor.”

[Monkey Business! @EradicationM]

Hey @Cjsbishop sitting at the intersection by the Angus. I've seen your 🙂 6x on that light up revolving billboard. Did you up the rotations cos David is there tonight??? 🤣

[Prisca ❤️🇺🇲🫡 @priscabdrO]

11, 12, and 14 years old.

Raped for days by more than 20 Pakistani immigrants.

Tortured—one had her tongue nailed to the wall to keep her still while they raped her.

The police ridiculed, insulted, and ignored them.

The feminists turned the other way.

If it hadn't been for Elon Musk, who publicly shared the trial testimonies, sparking outrage from Reform UK and internal investigations, no one would have known anything.

You're not angry enough.

- @babetta123

[Mike&Mildred @mikenmildred]

Good morning, it’s Sunday 🤣🤣🤣

[Christian Malietoa-Brown @cmalietoabrown]

Climate change is a hoax and the idea that New Zealand can do anything about it is a scam. Have you been to India or china? Yeah exactly. Nothing we do in nz is gonna make a single bit of difference to pollution or anything other than cripple our own economy.

[Monkey Business! @EradicationM]

@Harry20211959 @TheBritLad I'd take it with me as a spare.

[Monkey Business! @EradicationM]

Debbie Does Disabled as seen in Hawera.

[Monkey Business! @EradicationM]

@worldiswatchu Twinning! 😂

[Monkey Business! @EradicationM]

Well there's been a lot going on in Island Bay lately... 🤣
(Yes they both returned to their own 🏠)

[Monkey Business! @EradicationM]

@lighttrader7 She has been found thanks!

[Monkey Business! @EradicationM]

@TWikiriwhi she's been found thanks bud!

[Monkey Business! @EradicationM]

Please retweet for Wellington people.

[Monkey Business! @EradicationM]

FOUND!!!!

[Monkey Business! @EradicationM]

Please retweet for Wellington people.

[Monkey Business! @EradicationM]

She's Found!!!!

[Monkey Business! @EradicationM]

@saveourkiwikids @kitcalledkat https://t.co/llM340bDpL

[Monkey Business! @EradicationM]

So hope it was worth stealing from the Petone chocky shop.
Peek a boo bitch.

[suboptimo @__suboptimo]

🇮🇪 🇬🇧 “Irish Eyes” by Isabel Dumaa

White Culture is beautiful, protect it at all costs.

[BeMoreBob @bemorebob2]

Pals, me mum has designed a Be More Bob colouring book, based on all my adventures!

You can get a printed version through yous letterbox or a PDF version to print at home.

16 pages of fun to colour with pencils, pens, paints or whatever you like!

https://t.co/WoLqvA7bvq

[Urlofcork @urlofcork]

Waiting to board our flight in Washington and there are 3 Scotland fans in kilts walking past. An American lady says" I love your skirts"
"They're nae skirts lassie they're kilts , We're Scots not Trannies" I genuinely Lol #tartanarmy #fifaworldcup @jk_rowling