Em

what the f is going on

[Em @ErbDaddyFresh]

Fuckin birds man

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Once all the boomers are retired you wanna switch to a 32 hour 4 day work week or nah?

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

ski jumping is just a different type of sport

[•spooki•girl•cassiopeia•™ @sadgirlcassi]

doing a reverse lent where i pick a new vice to get hooked on for the next 40 days. taking suggestions.

[🫧 snacky 🫧 @candyflippin]

I was born in the wrong time period. I wasn't meant to go to work every day. I was meant to get eaten by a predator

[Em @ErbDaddyFresh]

Only REAL fuckin homies have their read receipts on

[Em @ErbDaddyFresh]

One thing you can never count on me to do is get those spider like fake lashes i just do NOT understand it

[Em @ErbDaddyFresh]

Always have my best workouts when I’m in the worst moods

[Stunna @incognitoStunna]

I hate office small talk, how am I doing today? Same as I was when you saw me yesterday Janet, I want to fucking kill myself

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

me: why did my alarm not go off?

my alarm:

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

That era when u dropped ya phone and the battery flew out was just crazy

[♡danielle♡ @dani_bee]

realizing my life currently is really good and I’m ruining it by constantly thinking about the past/future 🤪

[Em @ErbDaddyFresh]

Can’t even be mad at the Diamondbacks. Haven’t been to world series since 2001 and Corbin Carroll was an incredible player in this game. Sometimes we just suck and we did not deserve to win this one

[Em @ErbDaddyFresh]

We ae c h o k i n g big time

[Aidan Powers @aidan_34_powers]

The dead silence when Acuna makes contact and then the eruption when Johan Rojas makes the catch will send chills down your spine

[Life of a Philly Fan @PhillyFanLife]

“the clubhouse is a sanctuary”

the clubhouse:

[Satan @s8n]

please