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amarme o morir

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Today seems like a good day, burn a bridge or two

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@jokerwaffenfren

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For fucks sake. I continue to keep accidentally smoking cigarettes

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@Travispaints @mollyhennderson Backuhhh TERRY

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Retract ur fangs plz

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@AdamSandler it’s our birthday today sandman hope you have a great day!

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Kitten imma be honest w ya daddies about to kill himself

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Avast me Hardy’s, me wench be a land lover, and I be the sea.😞

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Bitch so bad she rolls her own tampons

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Flicking boogers at the strippers at the strip club

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(Quietly try’s to open a beer)
Driving instructor: what was that

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In my culture, we use every part of the cigarette.

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Live, laugh, love

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A Pedophile and a little boy walk into a dark forrest boy starts crying saying he’s scared, pedo says ur tellin me kid i gotta walk out of here alone

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Drake the type of guy to get hit with a snowball by the local hooligan kids, slightly chuckle, and say “so this is the true meaning of Christmas”

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Sorry the shower took so long babe I was chomping at the water like a dog

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So long suckers! *i do a burnout on my bike creating huge smoke cloud* when the smoke dissipates I’m lying completely dead on the pavement.

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My plastic vampire teeth thay on during thex

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Don’t bite the hand that fingered you

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She loves me she loves me not I ran out of pedals