My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the fall of Rome” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw some Gauls in the forest
My buddy Phillip pacing: the senate is lying to us
Earlier this week, a San Antonio cop abruptly confronted a teen eating in a McDonalds parking lot & demanded the teen exit his vehicle.
When the teen asked why, the cop immediately assaulted & then shot him MULTIPLE TIMES. Cop tried to (falsely) claim the teen had struck him 1st
Not sure why they don’t move the kickoff spot back for NFL games. Feels like big returns/kick return TDs would increase entertainment value. It’d also increase the importance of having a good kicker that can force a touchback with the longer distance