Eric Garcia

[Eric Garcia @Ereck__]

Looking at the price of homes makes me depressed

[Eric Garcia @Ereck__]

Just seen a motel advertising they have colored tv’s.. like stop lying, that’s impossible

[Eric Garcia @Ereck__]

You get a solid 5 seconds to sit down on the toilet before the toilet seat cover falls into the toilet

[Paulo Costa @BorrachinhaMMA]

Whittier is safely now

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Telling my kids this was Jeffery Dahmer

[Eric Garcia @Ereck__]

@Joshlara009 @2mobeers Cliffs of Id probably the best one

[Eric Garcia @Ereck__]

2 1/2 hours to drive 30 miles is insane

[lil man @MrZeroBitches]

@JYZOVRRTED nigga at the crib like

[Chubbs Peterson @macktology101]

Send her 3 dollars for lunch today

[Kevin Heintz @AskCoachKev]

Every piece of fitness advice I could come up with after 6 years in the gym:

1. Stop drinking alcohol.

[jd @deanandrw]

Share This all you want 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Eric Garcia @Ereck__]

Have to leave my bag at LAX cause of the damn bomb threat

[Travis Rice @traviscrice]

STORY: Women attacked in Hollywood parking garage; LAPD searching for suspects https://t.co/D4SDBUFBiO @FOXLA

[Eric Garcia @Ereck__]

Drank cow milk, pray for me

[Eric Garcia @Ereck__]

I can’t believe this guy asked me if I wanted mayonnaise in my breakfast burrito.. MAYONNAISE!?!

[AFC sensei @afcsensei]

GOD: So there's just one rule...

EVE:

[Eric Garcia @Ereck__]

Could fuck up some tacos rn but all the spots closed

[Eric Garcia @Ereck__]

Have you noticed Republicans don’t solve any real problems? You got kids being murdered in school, a recession in the horizon, cost of living sky rocketing but yeh let’s take away the right to have an abortion cause that’s important rn