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♍️ milf

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"How do you know all the work gossip? You don't talk to anyone"
Me all day:

[Ụlọma @ulxma]

I want to feel bad for Bryce but someone has to pay for what Klay did to Megan. 😪

[latke @latkedelrey]

there are times where you can’t let yourself listen to fleetwood mac or bad things will happen inside of your mind

[bri @infinitebri]

yes I give homeless people money no I dont give a fuck if they use it for drugs

[ً @artfuIchaos]

sometimes you have to just say “what a fucking loser ass bitch” and keep it pushing.

[Stephen Piccarella @spiccarella]

People who don’t watch Love Island are often surprised to hear that I do but only because they think it’s like The OC or something when really it’s like the Stanford prison experiment

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

They should make a Zofran Vape

[trish @ultragloss]

kayda love island would have won america’s next top model in 2009

[britney spears @iserveboof]

I love when Ppl sneak diss me cus It’s like u knew u couldn’t Say no shit like that to me Directly U know ur Place & i Admire that

[jude @wishfu1l]

i licked her tits or whatever still one of funniest phrases to come out of love island

[REINNAAAA 🦉𐃈 @glitteryfem]

because y’all don’t

[🫧 @_Naturaee]

a garden straight out of a fairy tale

[Brown Panther @drilliebobby]

Nobody in the tortilla industry has the balls to make a corn tortilla the size of a flour tortilla

[★ LIISA ★ @fcknlisa]

I don't like beatriz idk. she hasn't really done anything but I don't like her mouthpiece area

[Lil G @SakPaseG]

Sometimes just sitting in the sun is enough for a good day. We overcomplicate joy.

[slothy @slothy_420]

i love when they’re doing road work and they let you drive on the wrong side for a few seconds

[𝔏𝔢𝔞𝔥 ♱ @redforjanet]

The vibes Olandria brings to the function:

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Raccoons would be such useful pets due to their thumbs but unfortunately they also possess the devil's mischief and can't be trusted

[Emily Gould @EmilyGouldNYmag]

unfortunately I know the worst late 90s clothing item that will eternally recur and I shouldn’t even speak this into existence but it’s capri pants