Erfan

Geek, activist, teacher, unconventional reverend, metal head, mad scientist and lvl 39 chaotic good-ish mage. Southern California girl in Sweden. She/her

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If you're one of the everyone abandoning this cesspool, I'm going over to the new one, too: https://t.co/oOoEdxRJpN

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Dear @Spotify,
When are we getting a setting which allows us to avoid AI created music? And are you all planning to require musicians to disclose their use of AI? Getting really tired of being catfished by singers which don't exist.

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Finally watching #DarkHistory with @BaileySarian and girl I dunno if you know this, but the bubonic plague is still active in California. In the San Gabriel mountains there are signs warning that the rats in the mountains are known to carry it.

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Me: I've matured past my alt/goth bad boy days. I want stability and emotional intelligence.
Also Me: Okay but look, #Loki just needs therapy and my love

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@RpsAgainstTrump If you had asked me fifteen years ago if I'd ever consider her a valid candidate I would laugh in your face. Remember when we were all in an uproar over women in binders?

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The moment when I have to take a stick away from a kid, and they're really sad because it's, like, a *really* good stick, and I get it. We are both disappointed about this situation, kiddo. #TeacherLife

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Where are the gym clothes for people who hate going to the gym? None of this #NoDaysOff or #BeastMode crap, I want #IHateItHere or #ThisIsMyHell, and I want it in cotton.

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Sweden, listen. We can work together to make this our song. We can throw away the oppressive chains of success and seriousness and let this absolute banger represent us. KOM IGEN. #Scarlet #CircusX #Melodifestivalen https://t.co/EynMt7auAZ

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We do not deserve Käärijä #UMK #Eurovision #Finland
https://t.co/5S8HB1DpAh

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Oh right, I'M GOING TO EUROVISION THIS YEAR, going to see both semi finals live, then head home to watch the finale on TV. I'll probably spend way too much time gushing about it to the two of you who care about my opinions on eurovision. Cc @princessminako

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Sweden's Melodifestivalen: dozens of generic pop songs, a couple decent pop songs, one glorious weirdo.
Finland's UMK: good afrobeats??, Käärijä doing something unhinged, commentary on social media disguised as sexual innuendo, and then actual sexual innuendo

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While I'm glad Sweden won #Eurovision so that I can cross "attend eurovision in the host country" off my bucket list, Finland was definitely robbed last year and I'm EXTREMELY jealous of #UMK because Finland's Eurovision contest is so much more fun than Sweden's

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I was going to fly home to Los Angeles this fall anyway, but then @LordOfTheLost announced they are playing the Roxy on September 27th and it's not *totally* creepy to anchor an intercontinental trip around a band I could also just go to Germany to see, right? Right?

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It's time for another #NeurodivergentHousewifeHacks
Do you have auditory processing issues like with #ADHD? Do you *NEED* to read something boring? Have something read it out loud to you while you read along. It engages more of your senses and helps the info penetrate.

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It turns out the only band which can end the 4 year streak of @BoKaspers topping my spotify is @LordOfTheLost, surprising zero of my friends, who have all had to spend WAY too much time listening to me talk about them since last Eurovision

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At this point about 99% of my Twitter notifications are spam, which is now annoyingly hard to report or remove. Everyone else?

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On the way to work, a dog had to choose between harassing wild deer and saying hello to me and chose me, so today is perfect.

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@Goteborgs_Stad Why aren't you guys stepping in to deal with the fact that #västtraffik has proven to be incompetent and greedy, and can't handle the task of providing our public transportation while simultaneously raising prices over and over? We're making Stockholm look good 😭

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Then @vasttrafik, a month later: hey so we've decided that even though you're only way home is via the trams, since we won't give you busses, we're going to take away one of your tram lines. It's somehow not our fault nobody wants to work for us! #västtraffik @Goteborgs_Stad why?

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Me in 2017: I don't understand why everyone hates @Västtrafik, it's great!
Me in 2023: #Västtrafik can't handle rain, cold, heat, teenagers, or places where brown people live and I'm tired of pretending it isn't true.
#PublicTransportation #ButPrivatelyOwned

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Dear @GailSimone,
What are your thoughts on #HarleyQuinn bringing in #Nightwing