Eric Adams

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@UniversalYums !

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@GabeSmith Yup!

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Found this account...again!

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I forgot this account exists.

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FACT: Babies poop 3-10 seconds after you put a clean diaper on them. #science

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The barman says "Sorry sir, we don't serve faster than light particles!"

A neutrino walks into a bar.

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@MissJChee @VancityAmy I think ya'll might have the wrong twitter name. I'm not in Portland and I only tweet about #science!

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@QuakeCon http://t.co/AHOmcwNcLa

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That cow that jumped over the moon was the original #spacejump. Get your facts straight, people.

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@beckabarnes the Persieids are a prolific display of flash with a very short life. See also: One Direction.

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Do not be afraid of the robot apocalypse. DO be afraid of the scientist uprising. It's coming. http://t.co/RCFa65b9

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@beckabarnes @GabeSmith there are no solar #eclipse "facts." They are myths like unicorns and DNA.

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@jesterlewis Also fish move without legs. The same principles apply to snakes. #dearscience

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@jesterlewis snakes are unstoppable forces of nature. Nothing can stop them. Not even a lack of legs. #dearscience

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Snakes can detect hot things in their environment. That's why they're always around your mom. #science

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Oh wow! Yes, I am jealous! Haha! RT @GabeSmith: Oops forgot to attach the picture to that last tweet @Eric_Adams http://t.co/GKyGLmfY

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@GabeSmith @Whataburger and then what happened?

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Baby name idea: "Smashing." Yes, Smashing Adams will be born this fall.

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Seriously freaking out right now. I'm jumping so much my metatarsals are killing me! #science #GoMavs

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Roy and Biv hated each other until G came along and reconciled them. #science