Eric Brown⚕

Life is one long insane trip. Some people just have better directions (574) Ortho / Neurosurgery Nursing Supervisor

[Eric Brown⚕ @Eric_Brown4]

Today there was a Massive Transfusion Protocol (Patient bleeding out fast). After we got the pt more stable Dr. Walsh looks over to me and says “Man you’ve grown. You’re like a young Tom Selleck now with the mustache”

I don’t think anyone has ever said something so nice to me🥹

[Eric Brown⚕ @Eric_Brown4]

Why is it whenever I find any glimmer of happiness in my life the universe seeks to destroy it?

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Start my AM telling pt not to touch medical equipment.

“I’ll touch my IV pump if I want!”

You will not because it has medication in it that-

“It’s just potassium! That’s from bananas!”

Oh you mean IV potassium the main ingredient of lethal injection? Yeah don’t touch 😊

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Liscense plate: Ex Q Mi

Me: Ah execute me. Nice!

Her: No, its excuse me.

Me: Oh. Um yeah that’s makes sense. Fuck I’ve got some trauma 😂

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

HOLLOWAY STANDS AND TRADES AND KNOCKS OUT JUSTIN GAETHJE COLD #UFC300 https://t.co/84CIezfk70

[Eric Brown⚕ @Eric_Brown4]

Hurley is a whiny bitch

[FOX College Hoops @CBBonFOX]

Zach Edey had something to say to Dan Hurley 👀

[Eric Brown⚕ @Eric_Brown4]

Why should I be sad? They lost someone who loved them

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I walked in on a 75yo patient watching Inuyasha this morning. Seen it all now

[Eric Brown⚕ @Eric_Brown4]

Pt was unhappy today that I set his bed alarm after he fell last week.

Oh you want my charge nurse? That’s me.

Floor supervisor? You’re not going to be happy with that answer sir.

How about some AMA paperwork?

[Eric Brown⚕ @Eric_Brown4]

12 minutes of sternum breaking CPR on a coding patient and these new nurses who don’t know me ask “How are you so calm and unfazed?”

Their faces when I told them I’ve been through shit and I’m dead inside was priceless.

[Eric Brown⚕ @Eric_Brown4]

Do you ever feel like you just don’t connect with people? Cant find anyone that you genuinely connect with and enjoy spending time with? No? Just me? Right..

[Eric Brown⚕ @Eric_Brown4]

Awake for 32hours straight and end my day with a rapid response. I slept so damn good. I feel like my brain reboot.

[Retro Anime @retro_anime]

Mood.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘DRAGON BALL’ creator Akira Toriyama has sadly passed away at the age of 68.

[Eric Brown⚕ @Eric_Brown4]

The sexual tension between me and oncoming traffic.

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Picking up the pieces and never looking back

[Eric Brown⚕ @Eric_Brown4]

Death to emotions

[Eric Brown⚕ @Eric_Brown4]

Fucking dead to me

[Eric Brown⚕ @Eric_Brown4]

I love all my coworkers 😭 they have supported me so much during this time. I actually get thrown off when they ask me if I’m okay or need anything. Look I’m your supervisor, that’s my job to check up you guys.

[Eric Brown⚕ @Eric_Brown4]

*saddest

[Eric Brown⚕ @Eric_Brown4]

Loneliness is the safest place I know