Eric Elfman

Co-author of NY Times bestseller I AM THE WALRUS and TESLA'S ATTIC (both from Little Brown); YA and MG writing coach, screenwriter, playwright.

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Wow, who’d’a thunk? Now that Trump is President, egg prices have hit an all time high.

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@saras76 @StephenKing Dear, dear, Sara, Trump lied to you. Again. Kamala never called Trump Hitler. In fact, the only politician who ever called him Hitler was…wait for it…J.D. Vance!

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On the upside, it’s nice that Marjorie Taylor Greene finally agrees that she believes in man-made climate change.

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When MTG is the voice of reason…

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@FoxMasterJewel3 @xSnake3yzx @mail_american @harris_wins That’s hilarious. You know how many times a girl has been sexually assaulted in a bathroom by a trans woman? Sit down. Zero! Your fear is in your mind — see a therapist!

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@xSnake3yzx @mail_american @harris_wins Again with the trans kids? I’ve never heard anyone talk about sex changes as much as republicans. What’s the deal? You jealous? Oh, that must be it. I see, you wish you had a sex change as a kid. Well, listen buddy, it’s never too late! Good luck with your transition.

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@mail_american @harris_wins Wow! Thank you so much for clarifying something for me. Trump supporters ARE delusional.

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Francis Scott Key bridge collapses after "J6 Choir" sings "Star Spangled Banner" -- Coincidence? I think not.

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BREAKING: Ship collides with Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, causing it to collapse

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NetGalley has selected our new book, "Shock the Monkey" -- Book 2 in The NY Times best selling trilogy, The N.O.A.H. Files -- as it's Spotlight Book in the Middle Grade category.

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@RonaldSander2 @RpsAgainstTrump @gtconway3d I felt exactly that way in 2016, and look what happened.

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@RpsAgainstTrump @gtconway3d I’m not worried about Trump going new voters — the thing that worries me is enough Biden voters staying home, or voting for third party candidates, to give Trump a plurality.

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Happy to announce that the book I co-wrote with Neal Shusterman, I AM THE WALRUS (due out in paperback in April, if you haven’t picked up a copy yet!) was included on the 2024 Excellence in Children’s and Young Adult Science Fiction Middle Grade Books List.

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My NY Times Bestseller I AM THE WALRUS now available at https://t.co/y9dzMw6hqR for 50% off. A hardcover for the price of a paperback! Get it now!
“It’s like Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy for kids!” — Amazon review

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Looking for a thoughtful gift for a 10-14 year old boy or girl? If they’re a reader with a good sense of humor, might I suggest The NY Times bestseller I AM THE WALRUS, a comic romp by Neal Shusterman and me. Available at Amazon, https://t.co/t4E4s3QcAq, or your local bookstore.

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It's well past time to investigate the Comer crime family.

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Can’t wait for all the news stories about the Comer crime family.

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@CharlesPPierce Ah yes, they hadn't considered what would happen if the people elect idiots.

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@RepMikeGarcia Har har har! He doesn't even say he's a Republican.

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@MikeSington Oh, you left out one thing: "If you commit a crime". But they can do that anyway.

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@LittleBrownYR @julieabebooks @ZoomSchwarz @JP_Books @KeirGraff @NealShusterman @tommmoore @SamuelSattin @KatrinaLeno @leverus Honored to be included with these summer blockbusters!