Eric Stanton

I would never.

[Eric Stanton @Eric_Stanton3]

@104hann @letterboxd Yup! This is mine.

[Eric Stanton @Eric_Stanton3]

@asheville I’m sure they’re the only corrupt officer.

[Eric Stanton @Eric_Stanton3]

@TheEXECUTlONER_ “I’d sign a waiver.” 😆🤣

EVERY parent would be signing every “waiver” to get their newborns on Rockin’ Rollercoaster.
I’m so glad Disney cares about kids’ safety since so few parents do.

[Eric Stanton @Eric_Stanton3]

And also bi.

[Gratuitous Theme Parks @GratThemeParks]

☐ gay
☐ straight
☐ bi
☑ truly Living With The Land

[Eric Stanton @Eric_Stanton3]

@ST1401toEndor 🤯🥹

[Eric Stanton @Eric_Stanton3]

@seafoamsafari @VictoriaTheTech Aww! I miss working in Harambe. 🛻🌳🌴🦏 I miss having my finger on the beating pulse of fictional news!

[Eric Stanton @Eric_Stanton3]

@seafoamsafari @VictoriaTheTech Didn’t she or he used to sell African food and then changed her or his menu to suddenly be WAY more American?

[Eric Stanton @Eric_Stanton3]

@seafoamsafari @VictoriaTheTech No, I don’t pander.

[Eric Stanton @Eric_Stanton3]

@seafoamsafari @VictoriaTheTech Nope! I work at theme parks and also "government stuff." Fake name, picture and town--each of which was hand-selected for terribleness.

[Eric Stanton @Eric_Stanton3]

@asheville But I'm sure this is the only corrupt officer on the force.

[Eric Stanton @Eric_Stanton3]

@Pameladfaulkner @GratThemeParks I was including that in “the entirety.” It’s as if they closed the sky because surveys never listed it as anyone’s favourite. The river and island’s calm perfectly balanced WDW’s frenzy, and its closure was my final straw. Now when I want Disney, I go to Tokyo. I live in Orlando.

[Eric Stanton @Eric_Stanton3]

@asheville But I’m sure they’re the only corrupt officer.

[Eric Stanton @Eric_Stanton3]

@asheville Oh good! Now there aren’t any corrupt officers in Buncombe anymore.

[Eric Stanton @Eric_Stanton3]

@seafoamsafari Aww! I used to work 50s Prime Time and would often go outside to yell up at Mrs. Kilinowski or go up into the apartments before they locked them—the roof and the offices above Hollywood & Vine.

[Eric Stanton @Eric_Stanton3]

@gundrymd_ Yes! This is DEFINITELY the type of ad I imagined we’d see on Twitter once Elon bought it.

[Eric Stanton @Eric_Stanton3]

The Scrum Master removes impediments internal and external to the team and guides the team to an optimum, sustainable velocity. Act as support leader that enables the team to adopt an attitude of continuous improvement.

😵‍💫

[Eric Stanton @Eric_Stanton3]

This sus @UniversalORL job posting:
Scrum Master:
Facilitate agile development and how information is exchanged across teams to support delivery. Support the scrum methodology that allows the team to self-organize and make changes quickly, in accordance with agile principles. 🧵

[Eric Stanton @Eric_Stanton3]

This person supports that all activities use the principles of the Universal Scrum Framework and guides the team toward improving the way they work to be more effective.