If you ever think you’re stupid, just remember that 17,000 people seriously went all the way to their polling place on election day and decided to vote for @ericswalwell.
Even amidst the dimming embers of his career, Swalwell manages to continue to commit embezzlement. Can't wait to wave at you in San Quentin from the ferry, Eric!
https://t.co/AYhcUzUIWt
Eric Swalwell spent another quarter million dollars from his gubernatorial campaign account on legal fees in just the past month, @SophiaBollag reports: https://t.co/niO6xowHNS
@ericswalwell's recent search history:
"Qatar extradition treaty"
"Does Qatar extradite to US"
"Flights to Qatar"
"One-way flights to Qatar"
"Is alcohol legal in Qatar"
"Is date rape harder in countries with restrictive alcohol laws"
If @SteveHiltonx becomes governor, Sacramento will smell like mushy peas and police will enter your home when you're at work to see if you have a TV license and the only way to complain will be through a BBC phone line answered by an unintelligible man who says "Chewsday innit"
Eric Swalwell really decided to rape multiple women, and then said to himself "You know what I should do? Try to become the most prominent public figure in my state"
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Qatari bribes beyond comprehension. Drunk interns in sleazy hotel rooms… Twitter feuds with my own constituents. All those moments will be lost in time… like tears… in rain.
Time to die.
Tfw false allegations are made against you so you apologize for the false allegations but vow to fight the false allegations but then end your campaign over the false allegations and then say expelling you without due process is wrong so you resign before the process even begins