Eric Vinke

[Eric Vinke @Eric_Vinke]

Doordash but it's me delivering a knuckle sandwich to your doorstep

[Eric Vinke @Eric_Vinke]

Finally on the way to PNS after 40+ hours of delays.

Supposed to be home July 27. Instead: maintenance issues, missed connections, rebooking, overnight delay, and zero certainty throughout the process. Unacceptable. @AmericanAir

[Eric Vinke @Eric_Vinke]

@AmericanAir First a 4-hour delay getting here, and now we’ve been sitting on the plane for 40+ minutes waiting on “maintenance.” Why board passengers before the aircraft is cleared? Some communication would go a long way.

[Eric Vinke @Eric_Vinke]

Every update somehow makes it worse. Our 5:25 PM boarding is now 6:00 AM tomorrow. Over 12 hours of delays just trying to get home. This has been unacceptable @AmericanAir

[Eric Vinke @Eric_Vinke]

Update: Delayed again until 6 PM. Now we might get home, but to an airport an hour away, meaning I’ll have to pay for an Uber home. What a travel day @AmericanAir

[Eric Vinke @Eric_Vinke]

Update: We just got told the plane can’t depart. Everyone is deplaning, we’ll miss our Dallas connection, and now we have to find another flight home. After a 4-hour delay getting here and 40+ minutes onboard for “maintenance,” this has been a mess. @AmericanAir

[slán 🇵🇸 @slandrroid]

[Chewing on a free loaf of bread] How could this day get any better? [Someone hands me a ticket to the circus] Wow. I’ll never revolt

[Eric Vinke @Eric_Vinke]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Eric Vinke @Eric_Vinke]

Jury duty is the new purgatory/DMV. Same energy, just worse chairs.

[Eric Vinke @Eric_Vinke]

People will return an injury before a favor, because gratitude is a chore while revenge is a pleasure.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Wow, what a stressful week of work. Time to relax by holding a phone beaming endless streams of horrific international news inches from my head

[Eric Vinke @Eric_Vinke]

today we bathed in the rays of gold

[Eric Vinke @Eric_Vinke]

How big of a red flag 🚩 is it if a girl won’t do a concert for a first date but insists on a fancy restaurant instead?

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

This is how I travel to work

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

can i come over and do this

[Eric Vinke @Eric_Vinke]

Preoccupied with a single leaf, you won't see the tree. Preoccupied with a single tree, you'll miss the entire forest.

[mau @rllydu]

you’re in her dms, i’m in the passenger seat of her car. she is parallel parking. i have been here for 30 minutes

[Eric Vinke @Eric_Vinke]

Just got my haircut, might swing by Target to see if my soulmate is out browsing candles and throw pillows.

[Eric Vinke @Eric_Vinke]

self-care is over, we're queuing ranked in halo infinite again