Eric Afaowo

Very Millennial Nigerian Man. | Integrity | Arsenal | Transportation Engineering | Activist. We all deserve Dignity and Freedom to be our best selves

[Alan @Sickness1910]

Te aseguro que después de culear un par de veces empieza a importar, mucho.

[Grimsby Town F.C. @officialgtfc]

We’re looking for a Head of Medical to lead our Men’s First Team medical department.

📍 Cleethorpes
💷 £44k-£49k + £5k relocation
📋 Permanent

Apply: https://t.co/1FnlOADWQ5

#GTFC

[MR MACFORD 𓃵 👑 @mr_macford]

God realized the stupidity of African leaders and decided to spare us natural disasters because naturally we’re a disaster!

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

UPS has banned its drivers from turning left since 2004. The company says the rule saves 10 million gallons of fuel a year and let it pull 1,100 trucks off the road. The same logic is why this intersection needs zero lights.

The left turn is the villain of the entire road system.

A normal four-way intersection has 32 points where two cars can hit each other. Sixteen of them sit inside the box, and every one of those is a crossing conflict, the kind that produces a T-bone at 45 mph. Twelve of the sixteen involve someone turning left across oncoming traffic.

Delete the left turn and the count drops from 32 to 14. Crossing conflicts fall 87%.

That is what the loops in this design are doing. Nobody turns left. You turn right, drive a few hundred feet, U-turn through the median, and come back to the road you wanted. Three gentle merges replace one gamble against oncoming cars.

Michigan has been building these since the late 1960s, which is why engineers call it the Michigan Left. Minnesota put its first one in Willmar and went three years without a single fatal or serious injury crash. Across the states that adopted the design, injury and fatal crashes fell 54%.

The render skips the cost. Every crossing driver goes farther, and those U-turn loops eat land, which is why you find these on wide rural highways and almost never downtown. Minnesota's math is that it can build 10 to 20 of them for the price of one overpass.

Traffic lights exist to referee left turns. Take the left turn away and the referee has nothing to do.

[Eric Afaowo @EricAfaowo]

Arsenal selling Martinelli then not even upgrading on the position is such a bizarre look.

[Eric Afaowo @EricAfaowo]

@Arsenal We hate this.

[Pat Dennis @patdennis]

i mean during paternity leave i just switched to sleeping from 6am to 1pm and my wife slept normal hours. We were both consistently well rested and I honestly miss it.

This stuff doesn't always have to be miserable

[@Northbanksy @northbanksyafc]

Martinelli Latest - Good News and Bad…

❤️🤍 #Arsenal #StreetArt

[Eric Afaowo @EricAfaowo]

Yep, closest none African accent to Nigerian English accents.

[Moe @Mochievous]

I hear people speaking around me and they sounded Nigerian. So i turned around and didn’t see any likely suspects. Like I could hear my people but couldn’t see my people. The lady speaking sounded so much like a Nigerian aunty.

Finally traced them. They are Singaporean

[Eric Afaowo @EricAfaowo]

Great signing.

[Manchester City @ManCity]

He's here 🤩🇸🇳

[Eric Afaowo @EricAfaowo]

Eto

[Zora @utdzora]

This one is BRUTAL. 🤯

Name ONE player who has played for ALL FOUR (4) clubs. 👀⚽

Level: EXTREMELY HARD. 🔥

[Eric Afaowo @EricAfaowo]

@prettydolledup An inspiring 3:46

[Eric Afaowo @EricAfaowo]

You're my Jean for this minute

[leo-coded lover girl™ @prettydolledup]

if i could hold the whole world captive like jean in spiderman, i’d make them listen to this and then let them go.

[Eric Afaowo @EricAfaowo]

He really left 😞😪

[DailyAFC @DailyAFC]

🚨 Gabriel Martinelli arriving in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia ahead of his move to Al Hilal. 🇸🇦

[KingAB @LeftistSense]

Meanwhile in a non shit hole country

[Eric Afaowo @EricAfaowo]

Cry

[EKÙN @Blvck_skinhead]

Just seen that Saka pointed to the premier league badge when he scored. It’s the 2nd game of the season and the silly gimmick has started. 😂😂

[Eric Afaowo @EricAfaowo]

@perkindicular Tell me you're under 20 without telling me you're under 20

[Eric Afaowo @EricAfaowo]

One thing though, they have incredible aim

[sanmeyo @oyemnassxo]

The whole family needs to be locked up in Arkham Asylum😭 #Lanterns

[Madeline Hill @mad_hill]

An unbelievable GIF

[Dio vs. The World. @nemesis_skyyy]

des parents qui ont forcé des attentes déraisonnable sur leur fils sous couvert de «destinée» pour satisfaire leur propre égo et dont l’affection est conditionné par les perfs du gosse, donc il a grandi en se distançant de ses émotions mdr oue John a bien grandi chez des noirs