Erica McDavid

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"You are NOT about to buy a dress at Whole Foods!" @BErwin3

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Mean Girls is 10 years old, therefore, I am old and have been quoting the same shit for a decade.

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Retail therapy is real.

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Don’t sweat the petty stuff, and don’t pet the sweaty stuff. #word

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I don't wanna come home. Bitch, just let a dog roam. @DirtNasty

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They ran that way. It was a run-by fruiting! @BErwin3

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Lady Gaga is performing at the inauguration...
I hate humanity.

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me like @countryboybrew

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Truck driver is the main response I give to my mom when she asks me want I want to do with my life. #quarterlifecrisis

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@hannahbrockman and I are two cheap bitches.

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It's a scientifically proven fact that the more pastel-colored your electronics are, the better your life is.

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@EricaMcDavid hey I'm a huge fan. Could I get a retweet?! It would make my life 😳

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Don't put twinkies on your pizza.

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Whoa. Assquake?

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Achieved the perfect milk to cereal ratio.

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On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was...

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@ablok10 oh no, phish phans are here.

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Nothing smells quite as terrible as the Jif factory.

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"You don't go home early in those heels." @hammer_tits