Eric Bergemann

Writer, producer, director and excellent at napping.

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@NikkiHaley Decline. A thousand times DECLINE.

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@AVindman Kind of a let down for a season one finale but great set up for season two.

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The beginning of the end of my HBO Max subscription…

[hbo max fka @streamonmax]

Bring home inspiring hits, like Fixer Upper: The Castle, now streaming on HBO Max.

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@TheAthletic You have way too much time on your hands.

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@AdamKinzinger well played

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3yo: I want Crunchberries!

Me: No, it’s nothing but sugar and crap.

3yo: Like your face.

#parenting

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@gtconway3d I already knew about the banality of evil but the sheer stupidity has been a revelation

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@ProjectLincoln Moments before the elephant walk.

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I had some legitimate political discourse with the cashier and now I’M THE ONE banned from Dollar Tree?!?

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This episode has EVERYTHING: abs, crying, party bus, D&D, acceptance, splits, kung fu, and more crying #CWKungFu

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From now on the only time I want to hear about trump is in relation to the words “Charged” and “Convicted”

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@joshtpm When Trump sends his people he’s not sending his best. They’re bringing zip ties, they’re bringing Viking helmets. They’re idiots. And some, I assume, have managed to graduate high school.

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Embarrassing even for Florida

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Holy shit. Matt Gaetz just said, "some of the people who breached the Capitol today were not Trump supporters, they were masquerading as Trump supporters and in fact were members of the violent terrorist group antifa."

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You know we effed up when Merkel’s cracking jokes at our expense

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18-month-old: AIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Me: WHAT'S WRONG?!?

18mo: Dada, I loud!
*resumes screaming

#parenting #toddlerlife

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I expected Trump to get Covid but never in a million years did I imagine he’d spend the last month campaigning on psychoactive steroids. Well played 2020, well played.

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Devin Nunes is the Brian Kilmeade of the Impeachment show. #DevinNunesIsAnIdiot

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@TomiLahren Please don't