Eric Cartman 💎

Anything that's fun costs at least $8.00 you guys.

[Eric Cartman 💎 @EricCartmanMage]

So fucking awesome. @SouthPark #SouthParkGame

[Eric Cartman 💎 @EricCartmanMage]

@TheKaalionRjest @FF_XIV_EN Yeah bro you can’t really talk in that game. It attracts the most socially awkward nerds who use the game to get back at all the jocks who bullied them throughout high school. They manipulate game features like alts and shit to get you perma banned.

[Eric Cartman 💎 @EricCartmanMage]

@soulsliced It’s the same either way. If you say you’re a man they’ll automatically treat you like you’re a douche bag competing for every female gamer running around Limsa and harass in new aggressive male ways. Too many weirdos in that game.

[Eric Cartman 💎 @EricCartmanMage]

@FF_XIV_EN

[Eric Cartman 💎 @EricCartmanMage]

@FF_XIV_EN

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@KupoKingXIV @KanikouEstellia @MiniStabber He was being sarcastic but you probably can’t pick up on it

[Eric Cartman 💎 @EricCartmanMage]

@MichelleCLight @FF_XIV_EN @PlayStation Well. You’ll probably stand in Limsa on one side, then after a while go stand over there in Limsa on the other side

[Eric Cartman 💎 @EricCartmanMage]

@ytasca @FF_XIV_EN If you work 40 hours a week but spend 20 consecutive days in a row whining and complaining to a business company about petty bull shit then you need a new hobby.

[Eric Cartman 💎 @EricCartmanMage]

@FF_XIV_EN Why is your ranked pvp rng algorithm set so high where one could play for hours and hours but get absolutely nowhere in ranks regardless of skill level... Why is it designed like this...

[Eric Cartman 💎 @EricCartmanMage]

@FF_XIV_EN No thanks I'm good. You got grown middle-aged men in that game running around as a modded cat girl using dalamud plugins. They're weird af

[South America @SouthPark]

Warning: This movie will warp your fragile little minds.

See the South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Sing-A-Long back on the big screen in celebration of its 25th Anniversary.

Only in theaters June 23 & 26.

#SouthPark

[Eric Cartman 💎 @EricCartmanMage]

@Apple jesus guys. How many times do I have to unlock my account after putting in the correct password in a single day? For fuck sake

[Eric Cartman 💎 @EricCartmanMage]

@kuma_sansei @FF_XIV_EN Why are some ffxiv players like this? It’s a video game. The company is a business. It isn’t real life and if you’re bothered by people buying story skips (offered by the company) then you need to go achieve something in reality. Skips and ultimate weapons don’t pay the bills.

[Eric Cartman 💎 @EricCartmanMage]

@PupBisto @BostonDukeman @AriaaJaeger I really don’t think you of all people should be replying to Eric Cartman accounts. lmao

[Eric Cartman 💎 @EricCartmanMage]

@PupBisto @BostonDukeman Lol did he just steal it. It was already cringe but now

[Eric Cartman 💎 @EricCartmanMage]

@BostonDukeman Wow. What a creative thing. Look at you go. AND a snack? Well I’ll be god damned.

[Eric Cartman 💎 @EricCartmanMage]

@reitsukinovt @FF_XIV_EN By not taking everything so literal. Take advantage of it when maintenance is over hello?