Eric Lambert

E-commerce attorney and legal/tech blogger. Minnesotan (former NYer), in-house attorney, techie, singer & voice-over artist. Views/tweets are my own.

[Eric Lambert @EricEsquire]

Really, @Delta? Couldn't you just have said "An error has occurred"? No one wants their airline casually throwing around terms like "fatal error." :-)

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@Hyundai To clarify, this would be for the driver's seat only.

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Hey @Hyundai! Loving my #Ioniq5. A suggestion - it sucks not having a physical seat warmer button. Could you add "Toggle heated seat" and "Toggle cooled seat" options for the steering wheel star button? Problem would be solved! Thanks for considering!

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@damienriehl @damienriehl this week I am going to try a Shrimp Scampi recipe it gave me. After it explained why Dogs have separation anxiety. ChatGPT is legitimately scary.

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Sadly disappointed in my @mybirdbuddy! I couldn't get past step 1 (pairing) - it looks like my camera unit is defective, I never get the flashing blue light, only 3 yellow lights (pairing failure). Hoping to hear on my service ticket soon to get a replacement camera!

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3/ for my trade-in, less any promo value credits already applied." This means @Verizon should let me apply the market value I was quoted in April towards the payoff amount, but their website and support team won't do it. @Verizon please help!!!!!

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2/ @Verizon tells me the payoff amount includes $0 for the iPhone 11 I traded in. That's despite their own Device Trade-In Terms and Conditions saying "In the eventI am no longer eligible for trade-in credits based on promo value I will still reveive the market value...

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1/ Having a pretty frustrating experience with @Verizon Wireless. I upgraded my son's phone from an iPhone 11 Pro Max to iPhone 13 Pro Max earlier this year when they had an offer for an extra promo credit. I went to see how much it would cost to pay it off.

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@darth Ystradgynlais, Wales

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@Google @GooglePixel Google, the 5G signal issues with my Pixel 6 Pro are getting ridiculous. I'm right under a cell tower and get this. Is there a software fix or is this a hardware issue? Running all latest system software. Please help! #AndroidHelp #pixel6pro

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@pattonoswalt Transparenc-E

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Please, @Hellmanns , bring back Clam-O-Naise! How can I know what I am missing if I have never tried it? #BringBackCLAMONAISE

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ATTENTION FRIENDS. I HAVE RECEIVED FIVE DOLLARS FROM CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IN EXCHANGE FOR POSTING THIS ADVERTISEMENT. GET YOUR OWN FIVE DOLLARS AT https://t.co/OOm7bmij86 #GOTFIVEDOLLARS

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Tried checking out on the Google Store for an hour straight with my new 256GB Black #Pixel6Pro in the cart (lots of Error E013s) only to have it removed from my cart because it was out of stock. Here's hoping for a quick restock, @Google! #Pixel6Launch

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A group of Minnesota parents has filed a lawsuit against the state and Gov. Tim Walz, seeking a statewide school mask mandate. | https://t.co/QTHNndC45X

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@kurteichenwald @kurteichenwald My question is whether they think the already existing tunnels were just repurposed for holding/eating children.

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@elonmusk For May the Fourth Day, you should appoint a Channel 3rd Party Officer at Tesla or SpaceX to oversee channel programs. A C3PO, if you will.

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@mountaindew #MTNDEWMAJORMELON #MyPromotionEntry 317

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@ProjectLincoln The real crime here is that this attorney got paid to write such an epically awesome cease and desist letter that was clearly a labor of love. Bravo.

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@PressSec, many of us would very much enjoy it if you opened your first press conference with a little humor asking if everyone enjoyed the largest inauguration crowd in history.