Eric Hoffmeyer

[Eric Hoffmeyer @EricHoffmeyer]

An honest enemy is much better than a deceitful friend #keepyourfriendsclose #keepyourenemiescloser

[Eric Hoffmeyer @EricHoffmeyer]

We pick and choose, reward bad behavior, and ignore problems. It’s time to find someone new to lead

[Eric Hoffmeyer @EricHoffmeyer]

@HunterBidens @tt_derekb @StreatorHigh No sir. I’m adjusting my mask. My phone was in my coat pocket

[Eric Hoffmeyer @EricHoffmeyer]

You can’t leave those that created the problem, in charge with the solution. #someoneelse #changeitup

[Eric Hoffmeyer @EricHoffmeyer]

Never get too comfortable. There’s always room for improvement or replacement #bebetter #clockisticking

[Eric Hoffmeyer @EricHoffmeyer]

@kurt_snow @IAFF56

[Eric Hoffmeyer @EricHoffmeyer]

If your kid wants to borrow your debit card for any reason, simply say yes, hand it to them, then tell them your PIN number is your birthdate. After a few seconds of uncomfortable silence, they’ll look for money elsewhere.

[Brian Hoxsey 📰 @TT_BrianHoxsey]

REMEMBER WHEN?

[Eric Hoffmeyer @EricHoffmeyer]

Covid is convenient to get us out of what we don’t like to do. Covid is inconvenient when it prevents us from doing what we like to do.

[Eric Hoffmeyer @EricHoffmeyer]

@timredd7 @ChicagoBears Bring back this guy!

[Eric Hoffmeyer @EricHoffmeyer]

I miss Jay Cutler #bears

[Eric Hoffmeyer @EricHoffmeyer]

It’s only noon and so far UPS, Amazon, and FedEx have been here delivering. I can only assume the Pony Express, Door Dash, and Two Guys and a Truck will be here next. #onlineshopping #mywifebuyseverything #MerryChristmas

[Eric Hoffmeyer @EricHoffmeyer]

@kurt_snow When the new kids coming in are young enough to be your own, time to move on. #realclose #retirement

[Eric Hoffmeyer @EricHoffmeyer]

The problem with constantly bending over backwards is eventually the back breaks

[Eric Hoffmeyer @EricHoffmeyer]

@kurt_snow

[Eric Hoffmeyer @EricHoffmeyer]

How the wife looks at me (minus the beard ) when I tell her I’m gonna go play golf

[whitesoxdave @barstoolWSD]

Mood

[Eric Hoffmeyer @EricHoffmeyer]

Cussing yourself out for doing something dumb. I feel your pain partner

[Eric Hoffmeyer @EricHoffmeyer]

The kingdom will always break its word. The mighty will soon fall on their sword. For freedom the battle rages on. The righteous will be here when you’re gone. #thebattlerageson