Eric Houck

\(U_U)/

no longer tweeting funny things since I found out I wasn't funny, but actually the joke.

[Eric Houck @EricHouck]

@TwistedTea When you're on a blind date and you catch your best friend showing up in disguise just in case your date is a crazy. Totally unnecessary cause I think she's the one. #bagslappingconfirmed
#mightjustmarryboth
#twistedtea

[Eric Houck @EricHouck]

@FanDuelCasino @cocainecowboy92 he's my lover and friend

[Eric Houck @EricHouck]

I know it's a bit early being June 1st and all and not mid June but its #itsspookytime #happyhalloween

[Eric Houck @EricHouck]

@PlaySugarHouse Root beer barrels

[Eric Houck @EricHouck]

@BetRiversCasino BONUS ME

[Twisted Tea @TwistedTea]

THIS TWISTED TUESDAY HAS ME IN A GOOD MOOD👀RT FOR A FOLLOW BACK & I’LL EVEN SEND MERCH TO A COUPLE OF LUCKY TEABAGGERS

[Eric Houck @EricHouck]

@TwistedTea Why wait for the next life baby?

[Twisted Tea @TwistedTea]

i wanna come back as a twisted tea in my next life there's something about taking an ice bath with my homies that just speaks to me

[Eric Houck @EricHouck]

@FanaticsBook

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@FanaticsBook

[Eric Houck @EricHouck]

Bryce Harper is daddy and fuckable

[Eric Houck @EricHouck]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

This above statement is a lie I never joined X. Also don't remember when I joined Twitter either. I do remember the reason why I joined was to have another platform to hit on girls as a strapping young teenager.

[Eric Houck @EricHouck]

@jennah_vega

[Kime4kids @kime4kids]

@DrunkGritty00 I think I could still play the power play for the Flyers. I will fix the issues. Any offers Danny B? 😂

[Drunk Gritty @DrunkGritty00]

Retirement is officially official for these guys 😂

(via @kime4kids IG)

[Eric Houck @EricHouck]

@jennah_vega Idk what this is saying but I support you fully on it!!!

[Eric Houck @EricHouck]

@jennah_vega 🖤🖤🖤

[Eric Houck @EricHouck]

@jennah_vega Answer my text woman

[Eric Houck @EricHouck]

@jennah_vega