Sonny Crockett

Just your average UPS man. Never forget #13

[Sonny Crockett @EricHuff1]

@BLATMUHNEY Our lives in a nutshell

[Jhay @jhayusb]

me saying im never drinking again knowing i'm drinking again tonight

[Sonny Crockett @EricHuff1]

“Drink your school, do your milk & stay in drugs”

[Sonny Crockett @EricHuff1]

@TereseYale TRUUUU

[Sonny Crockett @EricHuff1]

Ymkpbsfs

[Sonny Crockett @EricHuff1]

Motherfuckin goddamn orange peel beef

[grant @TakeForGrantd]

me, sober: gonna cut back on nicotine. might be hard but i’m ready to make a lifestyle change

me, after 1 light beer: i will now smoke one thousand cigarettes

[Sonny Crockett @EricHuff1]

13 years. Keep it cool up there

[Sonny Crockett @EricHuff1]

Never come between a middle aged white woman & her gas station coffee

[Sonny Crockett @EricHuff1]

There is no reason, I should listening to a child scream in a bar at 3pm on a Friday afternoon. Leave them fuckers at home plz

[Sopranos Vibes @sopranos_vibes]

Oh god oh fuck it’s the gaba-ghoul

[Sonny Crockett @EricHuff1]

“Shuffleboard playing ass motherfucker”

[Sonny Crockett @EricHuff1]

“Here’s to staying positive & testing negative”

[Sonny Crockett @EricHuff1]

Growing old but never growing up

[Sonny Crockett @EricHuff1]

Took off of work to lay on the couch and watch tv all day with zero responsibilities. Opposite of adulting but worth it.

[Sonny Crockett @EricHuff1]

I think I’ve accidentally entered a competition with my landlords wife of who can order more shit & im scared

[Sonny Crockett @EricHuff1]

Blows my mind that there are people who don’t enjoy cottage cheese. Absurd

[Sonny Crockett @EricHuff1]

@cupofjoe_21 Jk man, you are 1 of a kind

[Sonny Crockett @EricHuff1]

Only 3 things I care about, heart breakin, paper makin & ass shakin