“So you paid for a subscription to watch Reds baseball this year?”
“That’s right.”
“And the team has been terrible your entire life?”
“That’s correct Dave”
“And you thought that this year would be different?”
“Yes”
“Are the games at least fun to watch?”
“No”
“Is the broadcast at least enjoyable?”
“No Dave”
Chuck Norris could kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris didn't do push-ups. He pushed the Earth down.
Chuck Norris could strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
In heaven, even miracles check with Chuck Norris.
RIP LEGEND