Eric Abel

Dancer | Singer | Actor | Stratford | Wherever

[Eric Abel @EricMackAbel]

And let me be clear regardless of what your tracker app says in case I need to escalate this, WE ARE STILL NOT AT UNION STATION - it is 5:46pm. Do not rely on your terrible app when talking to me about this claim. I’m still sitting on the train as we speak

[Eric Abel @EricMackAbel]

.@VIA_Rail what a joke. 65 took off 20min late out of Montreal at 11:15am and we are STILL NOT IN TORONTO!!!! and all the passengers on our train connecting to 87 are stranded because you refuse to wait 10 min. No wonder your CEO quit

[Eric Abel @EricMackAbel]

@DHLexpress your system is a nightmare. Can’t pay duties online, can’t call anyone, chat support is useless.

[Eric Abel @EricMackAbel]

@AirCanada what a mess terminal 1 at Pearson has been all day, 9/10 domestic flights delayed or cancelled, no email notifications, flights that ARE leaving all have announcements that the flight is overbooked/full, asking everyone to check carryon bags, what an embarrassment.

[Eric Abel @EricMackAbel]

when you put a finger over your mouth in a *shush* action and they respond, “DO YOU WANT ME TO NOT SAY ANTHING RIGHT NOW?” <<<<<<<<

[Eric Abel @EricMackAbel]

parameters on impulse is performance.

[Eric Abel @EricMackAbel]

@RogersHelps 1hr 15min ON HOLD. How is this any way to run the largest phone company in the country?

[Eric Abel @EricMackAbel]

This question caused some serious arguments at work today:

What lyrics did you sing growing up while playing “Stella Ella Hola”?

[Eric Abel @EricMackAbel]

@robert_markus @IKEACanada @IKEA Robert doesn’t deserve this! FIX IT

[Eric Abel @EricMackAbel]

@GabrielNacci @AirCanada Wtf @AirCanada not cool

[Eric Abel @EricMackAbel]

Sean Connery walked so that Liam Neeson could run.

[Eric Abel @EricMackAbel]

Some reality show should hire me, I'll give you GREAT television.

Please no competition shows, thank you.

[Eric Abel @EricMackAbel]

i just want a candle that smells like onions and garlic being sautéed in butter

[Eric Abel @EricMackAbel]

@ArtySadie I have it, I find that it is a legitimate utility for people in remote locations who are adjusting to new WFH requirements, especially with multiple people in the home. Comparable hardware and monthly price for service, just not available for rental costs attached to monthly bill

[Eric Abel @EricMackAbel]

to all my “friends” on tik tok, just know that I can see when you view but don’t like, so yeah, welcome to your tape

[Eric Abel @EricMackAbel]

legit the saddest part of me taking my phone into the hot tub with me and it breaking is the fact that I lost ALL of my tik tok drafts

[Eric Abel @EricMackAbel]

the only thing worse than me sitting in a hot tub with my phone in my pocket for 30 minutes and breaking it, is having to tell people that this is the second time I've done THIS EXACT SAME THING

[Eric Abel @EricMackAbel]

@coltonccurtis what the actual fuck we were singing this in the dressing room today

[Eric Abel @EricMackAbel]

@ArtySadie i think John legend may have been younger at the time of winning, but not sure.

[Eric Abel @EricMackAbel]

OK but I think I know that I don’t have Covid because I can still taste the difference between all of these white claw flavours