Eric Melillo MP (Parody)

I'm THE Conservative MP and Fed-Noir of North Western Ontario (NWO), married, rich, and absolutely flawless.

[Eric Melillo MP (Parody) @EricMelilloMP]

Captain of the Kenora shit pile:

https://t.co/h1ePTS3wzI

An Alt-right, crypto dealing scum bag that likes spying on families with unethical hacking methods.
He likes to manipulate, gaslight, and poses as an indigenous person using VPNs.

[Eric Melillo MP (Parody) @EricMelilloMP]

@s_guilbeault Agreed.

[Eric Melillo MP (Parody) @EricMelilloMP]

“Canadian Tire, Kenora, Ontario boi”

That’s me.

[Eric Melillo MP (Parody) @EricMelilloMP]

Alright, boys, it looks like our boy is fixing a pipe!

[Eric Melillo MP (Parody) @EricMelilloMP]

I knew it!

[Eric Melillo MP (Parody) @EricMelilloMP]

We stole the 2021 election in the NWO.

[Eric Melillo MP (Parody) @EricMelilloMP]

@merry123459 They will spend a billion dollars of taxpayer money on some pseudoscience vitamins and claim it's a cure for syphilis.

[Eric Melillo MP (Parody) @EricMelilloMP]

Loopholes are how we survive, remain on top, and profit considerably.

https://t.co/XCyeTJJk0a

https://t.co/IKQu3kO1Jp

[Vicki Campbell🇨🇦 @merry123459]

@1985BiggieG Nah. He needs to take Toronto to do that. He’s doomed there.

[Eric Melillo MP (Parody) @EricMelilloMP]

Hey Justin, I'm Ont. your team.

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

Later this week, people will celebrate Diwali and Bandi Chhor Divas – both of which symbolize the light we all need more of. To everyone at yesterday’s event on Parliament Hill: I hope the celebrations bring you optimism for the year ahead. Happy Diwali! Happy Bandi Chhor Divas!

[Eric Melillo MP (Parody) @EricMelilloMP]

I'm so very sorry, Mom, for a lot.

[Eric Melillo MP (Parody) @EricMelilloMP]

Gerry Standingready, you’re just that damn good!

[Eric Melillo MP (Parody) @EricMelilloMP]

Purchasing cryptocurrency to opt out of inflation must come at a very close second.

[** W. Brett Wilson ** @WBrettWilson]

Prove Theo wrong? You can’t.

[Eric Melillo MP (Parody) @EricMelilloMP]

“It seems Gerry Standingready is in for a rude awakening.” -Eric

[Eric Melillo MP (Parody) @EricMelilloMP]

I agree that politicians should get mandatory drug tests!

[Eric Melillo MP (Parody) @EricMelilloMP]

Pierre Poilievre is going to destroy our democracy if he is ever elected as Prime Minister.

[Eric Melillo MP (Parody) @EricMelilloMP]

That's a total meat-cute doggy.