Eric McClanahan

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Dating me is like a complicated, frustrating game show where the grand prize is a lifetime supply of me.

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@HorrorLovesBeth Evil Dead 2.

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I saw @ThatKevinSmith and Brian O’Halloran talk all over #ClerksII this past Sunday and it was wonderful.

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I used “Baron Zemo” as a verb in an interview with a documentary director today. So there’s that.

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I reviewed Kristen Stewart’s directorial debut for Cinema Scholars.

https://t.co/6tUoI5fbKr

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@GailSimone Yes, despite the fact that they never refer to the production within the film as “A Christmas Carol,” which I believe is a deliberate choice but I couldn’t find any evidence of such. They only ever call it “Scrooge.”

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Holiday Fun Idea:

Get some friends, dress as Carolers. Go around the neighborhood; when they answer the door, take a deep collective breath, but before you sing a single note, ask if they have any figgy pudding. When they say no, grumble some disappointments then leave.

Repeat.

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@HorrorLovesBeth Bennie

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And read here for my Nerd Initiative review of Michael Chabon’s The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay.

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Read here for my CinemaScholars coverage of THE THING WITH FEATHERS, releasing in cinemas on Friday November 28th.

https://t.co/CHMt5LsNIA

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I spoke with Hikari, the writer/director of RENTAL FAMILY, starring Brendan Fraser, in theaters today!

https://t.co/0KS6ZqqVM3

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@HorrorLovesBeth I’d say 28 Days Later is the better movie but American Psycho has infinite rewatchability.

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My thoughts on Guillermo del Toro's #Frankenstein for Nerd Initiative.

https://t.co/p8pAP9kXT0

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#Frankenstein fun game to play at home:

Spot the difference!
One of these is the Creature as played by Jacob Elordi. The other is Brad Dourif. Spot the difference!

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Just in case it wasn’t clear, the reward for brokering peace is, you know, peace.
To expect a thanks or award is like asking for a high five after a blowjob.

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Apropos of nothing, I saw a Ted Lasso in the wild last night while out for Halloween and it made my heart happy.

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David Dastmalchian Excerpt https://t.co/60d72PgDSW via @YouTube

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Boondock Saints Clip https://t.co/h2aXcztzkW via @YouTube

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Hot take for Devil’s Night:
The Crow is a horror film featuring an unstoppable killer taking out a group of friends who have to try to figure out how to stop him…
Only we never figured that out because we are told the killer is the good guy.

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I’m not saying crime is good, but learning that thieves stole jewelry from the Louvre is the kind of whimsy that I did not have on my 2025 BINGO card and I am here for it.

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@2ndaryProtocol Required viewing for all of my close friends.