Eric Moore

My profile is just a series of unfortunate events, enjoy. The Ohio State University 2018

[Eric Moore @EricMoore_22]

@Mas_Moore2 It’s like you can’t publicly support Nazi’s with there being consequences 🤷🏻‍♂️ who would’ve thought

[Eric Moore @EricMoore_22]

Cis is lucky she already got her checks, because this isn’t it. ❄️

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

'Cis' is ideological language, signifying belief in the unfalsifiable concept of gender identity. You have a perfect right to believe in unprovable essences that may or may not match the sexed body, but the rest of us have a right to disagree, and to refuse to adopt your jargon.

[Eric Moore @EricMoore_22]

@reneerapp How did you just skip Ohio? 🥲

[Eric Moore @EricMoore_22]

Am I the only one that has one AirPod that always dies significantly faster than the other…?

[Eric Moore @EricMoore_22]

@benhavas @Johnny_Bags13 Bold statements coming from the party who practically unanimously voted against mental health services.

[Eric Moore @EricMoore_22]

“Thoughts and prayers” still aren’t working…? 🤔 This is also the same state where they think the biggest threat to their children are drag queens. 🤡

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

At least 3 children killed in shooting at private Christian elementary school in Nashville, a local hospital confirms. The shooter was killed by police. https://t.co/5Q0suFE5gE

[Eric Moore @EricMoore_22]

@Mas_Moore2 Honestly, that would be refreshing!

[Eric Moore @EricMoore_22]

Can we as a society agree to retire the “perfect mimosa” bit where someone proceeds to add the smallest amount of OJ to their champagne? It’s time..

[Eric Moore @EricMoore_22]

Am I the only one that feels like the twitter “for you” algorithm has just gotten out of whack recently? 🤔

[Eric Moore @EricMoore_22]

Every streaming platform should give you the option to watch all your ads up front vs throughout the show. It’s not like they care if you watch them or not.

[Eric Moore @EricMoore_22]

@instagram @Snapchat you should make story groups that let’s you prioritize seeing stories from people you actually care about, rather than whatever terrible algorithm you use at the moment.

[Eric Moore @EricMoore_22]

@Mas_Moore2 Chill my boiii

[Eric Moore @EricMoore_22]

@Mas_Moore2 You mad bro?

[Eric Moore @EricMoore_22]

Identifying a millennial is easy because we have made it a personality trait to remember every lyric of every song we’ve ever heard.

[Eric Moore @EricMoore_22]

I’m back!!!

[Eric Moore @EricMoore_22]

If only there was a verification system that helped prove someone’s identity..? 🤔 imagine once anyone can pay for a check mark.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended

[Eric Moore @EricMoore_22]

Sitting in the middle of an intersection waiting to turn left is embarrassing for no reason

[Eric Moore @EricMoore_22]

I’m over summer. I’m ready for hoodie and shorts season.

[Eric Moore @EricMoore_22]

My bank account can’t wait for summer to be over

[Eric Moore @EricMoore_22]

Those thoughts and prayers seem to be working real well…👍🏻