Eric Percak

I'm a child masquerading as an adult. I cling to snark like a lifevest. #writer #satirist #popculture #author #flashfiction

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@debbieiancu @storiesbysusan Thanks!

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@Rhys_Keller Going to write another book this year

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2-minute reads if you’re quick. 30-second reads if you only look at the pictures.

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Notes #amediting #amwriting

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

ME: May I please have a gin and tonic with a twist?

BARTENDER: Here ya go. Gin and tonic. Oh, and you've been dead this whole time.

[Maria Popova @themarginalian]

“Love words, agonize over sentences. And pay attention to the world.”

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@Kchildswriter Thanks!

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

What if when we die every face we've ever made in the moment we turn back to our friends after bowling flashes before our eyes

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Opinions are just thoughts that shout at you

[andrew @AndrewChamings]

if you die in the chuck e cheese ball pit wearing only a white denim jean jacket with a blood alcohol level of 0.38 you die in real life

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[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

If you put a finger on Paul Simon's face on the Bridge Over Troubled Water album, it looks like Art Garfunkel has a giant Cossack moustache.

[pat tobin @tastefactory]

*reads first 140 characters of a 280 character tweet*
Oh lordy, I am spent.
*tucks bookmark into the tweet*

[Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams]

I can't believe The Penguin won the Stan Lee Cup. He's not even a Marvel character.

[Christopher Holliday @WhatChrisWrote]

An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard thing in a simple way.
–Charles Bukowski
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