Eric Perrenoud

Writer, etc.

I type some zingers in here, so watch your head!

[Eric Perrenoud @EricPerrenoud]

this used to be fun

[Eric Perrenoud @EricPerrenoud]

@JomezPro what did he say? Do a kick flip.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

FWIW: ‘parsec’ is a measure of distance, not time, but that doesn’t make the Millennium Falcon’s Kessel Run any less impressive.

[Eric Perrenoud @EricPerrenoud]

@JLCauvin Happy Bday!

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Wait, why does Oxford get one? We want a comma.

[Luke Barnett @LukeBarnett]

Never underestimate the power of a cool ass jacket.

[Eric Perrenoud @EricPerrenoud]

@bwinterm @LePapillonBlu2 "Well, I guess they did tell us to go f*ck ourselves... At least they provided the tools."

[ADWEAK @adweak]

BREAKING: Study Finds Most Coachella Attendees Won’t Remember Any Of Brands’ Experiential Marketing

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Life is short. Don’t waste it arguing with strangers about politics on the internet.

[Steak-umm @steak_umm]

independent research used to mean “go to the library.” now it means scrolling through 12 tabs, 3 conflicting pdfs, and one subreddit that may or may not be a psyop

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@InnovaProShop @InnovaDiscs Well... a "half new" look. :-)

[Eric Perrenoud @EricPerrenoud]

@LeighWolf @SirJeremyLondon

[Lee Clow’s Beard @leeclowsbeard]

Some creatives take things personally. The rest are liars.

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BREAKING: Fast Food CEOs Try Their Burgers For First Time

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BREAKING: Pharma Brand Looking For Next Popular Song To Ruin
-inspired by https://t.co/Hs1eawKKJT

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BREAKING: American Presidents Honored Today With Great Deals On Mattresses

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

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BREAKING: Lee Clow Fondly Recalls Time When Super Bowl Spots Were Unveiled During Super Bowl

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

affect = verb

effect = noun

But…

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@RepJasonCrow https://t.co/23FyAjScCm

[Eric Perrenoud @EricPerrenoud]

@JLCauvin Congrats! Hope you win. (I'm cheering you on from South Dakota)