Eric R

Wisconsin Estate Planning and Real Estate Attorney. Runner. Fantasy + Real-life Sports fan. My views are my own, not my employer's -- it is not their fault.

[Jessica Riedl 🧀 🇺🇦 @JessicaBRiedl]

I will die on this hill:
Presidents and Vice Presidents shitposting online degrades the dignity & decorum of their office. We want to see them above the fray, running the govt. solving problems, and meeting with political leaders - not lazily shitposting like your cousin Jed.

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

We’ve had 46 U.S. Presidents, and they’ve been indicted on a total of 71 felony counts. Here’s how it breaks down:

1-44: 0
45: 71
46: 0

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Wow. If this got 10,000 retweets it still wouldn't be enough.

[Eric R @EricRistau]

I took care of it.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Confuse your lawyer in 5 words or less

[Eric R @EricRistau]

@StateBarofGA Cheese. Just cheese.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Texas Senator Ted Cruz offers “prayers” to the families of the 14 elementary students who were just shot dead by a mass shooter. Cruz has accepted hundreds of thousands $$$ from the NRA and has voted against countless bills to regulate guns. RT IF CRUZ IS A HYPOCRITE!

[Preet Bharara @PreetBharara]

Have never done this somewhat silly Twitter thing before, but RT if you believe in the separation of church and state

[Nilesh Patel @Mahalaw]

#Lawtwitter Help a small law firm take on the big ones. Vote for the Kramer Elkins and Watts card. ;)

cc: @StateBarofWI

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Retweet if you think Ted Cruz should resign.

[Eric R @EricRistau]

@jkindkeppel Hopefully the result is better!

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Every single hour in South Carolina, Lindsey Graham is being violently out-fundraised.

But you can help stop the suffering.

[Eric R @EricRistau]

@jessieopie

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(1 random winner selected Monday, Feb 10)

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[Eric R @EricRistau]

@WaqarVick Yes.

[Eric R @EricRistau]

@KevJPalmersheim Quick! Grow one so you fit in. #noshavejurytrial

[Eric R @EricRistau]

@spesq I found our next commercial.

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of lawyer commercials and then asked it to write a lawyer commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

[Brianna Wu @BriannaWu]

Please RT if you are a man who has never been in a bar fight.

[Eric R @EricRistau]

@jjoyce OH-IO.