Eric

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[Eric @EricSecula]

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[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Eric @EricSecula]

Wearing one of my dads old suits to my cousins wedding this weekend we are ALL gonna be emotional

[Eric @EricSecula]

@sugarstrawbs No WAY

[Eric @EricSecula]

Everyone at the grocery store is my enemy

[Jason @JaybirdHH]

I promise you, however bad you think the finale of a show is… your AI generated “fixed” version is 100x worse lol

[Eric @EricSecula]

Movie theaters have so many doors but you’re only allowed to use like two of them

[Eric @EricSecula]

@kayseeshuster Kaysee this is sick

[Eric @EricSecula]

The sopranos is altering my brain chemistry and personality

[Eric @EricSecula]

Coffee condensation dripped on my paperwork now it looks like I’ve been crying over billing

[Eric @EricSecula]

I NEED TO LOCK IN

[Eric @EricSecula]

Every day I get emails

[Eric @EricSecula]

Doctor says I need 10 ccs of laughing around a campfire with my friends STAT

[kacey @tastykacey14]

We only got like 10 new sentences left

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

75 and sunny. Perfect day for sending emails

[Eric @EricSecula]

@p00n_monster LOL I just try not to think about it. It’s worth it

[Eric @EricSecula]

Ily Caesar salad I don’t care how fucked up and crazy your dressing ingredients are

[Eric @EricSecula]

Yeah it’s actually totally normal for innocent people to hold a totally unprompted press conference to talk about how innocent they are

[Eric @EricSecula]

@sugarcrashout Can I have a slice

[Eric @EricSecula]

Im kind of regretting staying up till 1am watching videos of clear Obama explaining history