Eric StarChild

I AM BUFFALO

[Eric StarChild @EricStarChild]

So the last seat on the bus is not a bathroom ? Now you tell me ... Wow my checks are red

[Eric StarChild @EricStarChild]

@Pruisutto Fam? I guess we do have the same hair

[Eric StarChild @EricStarChild]

@DaSick1 you keep wishing kid

[Eric StarChild @EricStarChild]

Lots of people on Elmwood today all kinds of ladies hair to smell #SmallBusinessSaturday

[Eric StarChild @EricStarChild]

I just want a van ! To help me to get to know ladies better with .

[Eric StarChild @EricStarChild]

Who's trying to get pregnant tonight ?

[Eric StarChild @EricStarChild]

"Stay out of the garbage Eric" they say yeah rite ! Not with all that good stuff in there

[Eric StarChild @EricStarChild]

I fell asleep on the bench...

[Eric StarChild @EricStarChild]

I will not fall asleep on the bench ! I will not fall asleep on the bench

[Eric StarChild @EricStarChild]

Things have been so crazy at the office

[Eric StarChild @EricStarChild]

I'm back ! But my hair is not ...

[Eric StarChild @EricStarChild]

Where's your favorite place to poop? I'll go 1st. In front of Spot

[Eric StarChild @EricStarChild]

This time of year I some times drop my food on the side walk on purpose for that salty goodness

[Eric StarChild @EricStarChild]

I only eat spaghetti so I have a excuse to have food all over my face

[Eric StarChild @EricStarChild]

"Stay out of the garbage Eric" now how am I supposed to stay out when there's so much good stuff in there?

[Eric StarChild @EricStarChild]

Ugg boots all day

[Eric StarChild @EricStarChild]

Poop is way more fun after you eat crayons

[Eric StarChild @EricStarChild]

Trying out for the real housewives

[Eric StarChild @EricStarChild]

No one will eat the candy I'm giving out...

[Eric StarChild @EricStarChild]

I shaved one of my legs. Now it feels like I'm sleeping with a lady.