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I just took a sit down shower. While eating a burrito. Not sure if this is a new high or low. I bought the burrito last night.

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Hey @McDonalds thanks for the chicken mcgriddle. Lot of chicken.

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It's 9am in a Monday and I'm having the worst Sunday scaries of my life. Someone help me.

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T minus 24 hours. @GamesReindeer 2017. #TeamPrancer

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@k_fritzy Wow. And no invite. I have never felt more slighted.

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Vanessa Carlton. Part Asian. All hot. @VanessaCarlton

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Hey @warriors can you go ahead and be up 50 at half so I can watch @TheChallengeMTV live tonight? K thanks.

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Two possibly homeless overweight black ladies just told me I was pretty at a crosswalk downtown. 💁🏿 Confidence at 💯

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@AndrewBolka Affirmative. DC looking good. Quality advice from you.

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Hey @Costco what's the best aisle for single moms?

[Stephen Kahn @StephenKahn12]

2016 Aaron Gordon > 2000 Vince Carter

Travesty.

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@ShawnMoritz it's okay. You just misspelled "Warriors". Also lbj took off his headband. Now his magical powers work.

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What do you call someone who leaves their two kids at home alone for a multiple week span to go on a realty tv show? A terrible mother.

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Threw up last night. Therefore I get to skip the gym today. That's science + fit life.

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I have come to the conclusion that I strictly hate-watch the bachelor. Pretty much hate everyone on this show. But mostly Chris Harrison. 🌹

[reindeer games @GamesReindeer]

Only a couple hours away... https://t.co/o2S0dDsEXe

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The Cincinnati art museum is reallllly bad at making shots. Just a friendly public service announcement.

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Proud to have @alexlaprade on the squad. #teamcomet https://t.co/3z0pPOz9PC

[reindeer games @GamesReindeer]

BIO: Alex LaPrade: Opened X-Rays tanning to bang a Norwoodian. Closed X-Rays tanning because he banged a Norwoodian.

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I really do not like the chipmunks Christmas songs. Like it's just sneaky noise. Just give me some Micheal Buble.

[Alex Burkhart @burk3113]

"It's your lucky day, you got the last one"- think they gave me the rock solid display bagel...😧 @Starbucks