Eric Melvin

Favorite Sons. Bass. Sports. Comedy. Type 1. Don't be a dick.

[Eric Melvin @EricTMelvin]

I’ve stayed quiet for far too long. On the eve of Election Day, I’d like to take a stand against @NFL . Why must we endure such trash like the opening song you are pushing on us.
#nomorefgl

[Eric Melvin @EricTMelvin]

How are people supposed to know you’re a songwriter if you’re not wearing a leather jacket?

[Eric Melvin @EricTMelvin]

@StephGrisham45 @Tip You work for a man who thinks he can grab women by their most private of areas because he’s famous.....

[Eric Melvin @EricTMelvin]

Great job sliding in the DM @MoviePass still no card. Still no refund. Still no response.

[Eric Melvin @EricTMelvin]

@MoviePass customer service still sucks. I cannot speak to an actual person and I’m being charged for a card I have yet to receive. Absolute crap.

[Eric Melvin @EricTMelvin]

@realDonaldTrump what about you? Out for the rest of your term?

[Eric Melvin @EricTMelvin]

@realDonaldTrump Fuck you.

[Eric Melvin @EricTMelvin]

Couldn’t they have painted those stupid wings in Donelson or something?

[Eric Melvin @EricTMelvin]

@MGolicJR57 @espn why must we continue to listen to you all banter with the guy who chose Bon Jovi over Springsteen???

[Eric Melvin @EricTMelvin]

@MoviePass your customer service is the absolute worst. Such a bullshit waste of time. Can’t get anyone on the phone and your robots on chat are pointless.

[Eric Melvin @EricTMelvin]

I didn’t like Drake before it was cool.

[Eric Melvin @EricTMelvin]

@kevinlove can’t even fart audibly without getting a foul called. WTF?? #CavsCeltics #gocavs #striveforgreatness

[Eric Melvin @EricTMelvin]

@espn why Marty Smith? @ColinCowherd is gone and @ryenarussillo is gone. But Marty Smith is all over the network??

[Eric Melvin @EricTMelvin]

Jeremy Roenick looks like powdered toast man from Ren and Stimpy. #NHLPlayoffs #fangfingers #GoPreds

[Eric Melvin @EricTMelvin]

@finebaum nothing like some good ole fashioned racism, huh

[Eric Melvin @EricTMelvin]

@champssports never got my call back from customer service. It further proves my point, that overall this company is the worst at that.

[Eric Melvin @EricTMelvin]

@champssports been on hold with customer service for a while. Until someone answers I figured I’d blast it here. The Opry Mills location in Nashville is the worst. On more than one occasion I’ve waited over 20 mins and the shoes I ask for never make it to me. And no one cares.

[Eric Melvin @EricTMelvin]

@MayorMeganBarry @myTDOT the road conditions on 440 are dangerous and completely unacceptable

[Eric Melvin @EricTMelvin]

Hey @espn, I love @Espngreeny a lot. But my mans needs help learning how to use his front facing camera 😂😂😂

[Eric Melvin @EricTMelvin]

@SpeedeeAu 🙄