Eric Ventura

[Eric Ventura @EricVen]

"Here, let me fuck it up for you." - Every kid ever http://t.co/8g6GpcUj

[Eric Ventura @EricVen]

http://t.co/bptyHmQ2 "I'm Dan if I do, and Dan if I don't." -Dan

[Eric Ventura @EricVen]

http://t.co/6K9wgm3W I'm starting to think that Y2K thing was just nothing to worry about.

[Eric Ventura @EricVen]

http://t.co/EcNF2Jyb Using a remote control is the closest most of us get to being wizards.

[Eric Ventura @EricVen]

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I never wear red because I don't want to anger any bulls disguised as cab drivers or businessmen. http://t.co/qHZctlZw

[Eric Ventura @EricVen]

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Oh Jesus another fuckin day, they just keep comin. http://t.co/WYQMPzy3

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http://t.co/lYTnPACi "The doctor can see you now." - a nurse, after removing the doctor's blindfold.

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