𝗗𝗿. 𝗧𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗶𝘀

“𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝘆 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁.” Layout:Agustin Padilla and @AliasFirehawk #BorderlandsRp #Fake #Parody

[𝗗𝗿. 𝗧𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗶𝘀 @EridianExpert]

“As said by the nihilist on his deathbed ‘here goes nothing!’”

Dr. Patricia Tannis, the insane(ly) smart Sirentologist and Eridian expert.

-Literate
-Crack/Serious
-Mun and Muse are 18+
-Non-Lewd

#BorderlandsRp #BLRP

[Borderlands @Borderlands]

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[Borderlands @Borderlands]

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[𝗗𝗿. 𝗧𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗶𝘀 @EridianExpert]

takes another drink to finish it off.

“I’d have to be more drunk before I divulge that information.”

She jests with a rare chuckle.

[𝗗𝗿. 𝗧𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗶𝘀 @EridianExpert]

Her face turns beet red and she brings the Moxxtail to her lips. She doesn’t even know if she had the courage to confess to Lilith how she feels toward her, but maybe someday soon she’ll find out.

“I want to tell her first.” Her muffled mumbling echoes in the glass before she>>

[𝙼𝚘𝚡𝚡𝚒. @MadMisMoxxi]

A spark of interest carves through her display of gentle sympathy, delightfully darkening her gaze.

“And what would that be, hm?”

Straightening to an upright posture, a hand resting at her waist comfortably. Nonchalantly invested in others’+

[𝗗𝗿. 𝗧𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗶𝘀 @EridianExpert]

alive. I know people must think I’m crazy.”

Tannis takes a swig of her drink and licks the residue from her lips. It was such a different flavor to what she’s used to, refreshingly so.

“I want to see her again and tell her what I should have told her before she disappeared.”

[𝗗𝗿. 𝗧𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗶𝘀 @EridianExpert]

Her gaze softens and she’s moved by Moxxi’s sweet words so much that tears start to form in her eyes, which is coupled with the fact that she’s so exhausted to keep her own emotions regulated.

“Thank you. It’s reassuring to know that I am not the only one who thinks she’s >>

[𝙼𝚘𝚡𝚡𝚒. @MadMisMoxxi]

Slipping behind the counter with the sort of poise expected of a seasoned dancer, she expertly fixes up a Moxxtail and sets it down for her lucky patron.

The question prompts a delicate hum. She leans over the bar top, chin resting pretty within her hands, and elbows+

[Borderlands @Borderlands]

Dr. Patricia Tannis, (former) Galaxy-Class Scientist.

🎨 Badass art by @angryraccoonart

[𝗗𝗿. 𝗧𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗶𝘀 @EridianExpert]

“It’s Lilith. Every time I think I’m getting closer to finding her, something happens and I’m back at the starting point.”

She takes a seat at the bar, eyes lingering on the tip jar before redirecting them at Moxxi.

“What would you recommend?”

[𝗗𝗿. 𝗧𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗶𝘀 @EridianExpert]

The sour odor of alcohol is surprisingly pleasant, especially after sitting in a room with a mysterious rancid smell she can’t seem to find the source to. She’s thankful that not a lot of people are in the bar at this hour, since she didn’t have the energy for it.>>

[𝙼𝚘𝚡𝚡𝚒. @MadMisMoxxi]

Brow lifts at the mention of ‘Garry’…

“Sure he can, Doll.” Painted lips remain firmly set in their easy smirk, amusement escaping as a light chuckle. A once over of the doctor’s weary state draws a low, sympathetic, “aw,” from Moxxi, who saunters leisurely at her side.+

[𝙻𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚑. @AliasFirehawk]

Jokes on you, I’m too hot to die.

[𝗗𝗿. 𝗧𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗶𝘀 @EridianExpert]

toward Moxxi.

“I think I could use a break. Garry can look after the room while I’m gone.”

[𝗗𝗿. 𝗧𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗶𝘀 @EridianExpert]

Being a light sleeper, the scientist turns and rubs the sleep from her eyes before widening them to be more awake.

“That… would be splendid, actually.”

Desperate times call for desperate measures. She stands up from her seat fatigued, but able to make her way >>

[𝙼𝚘𝚡𝚡𝚒. @MadMisMoxxi]

“Well isn’t this a sad sight~”

Voice smooth and even, warm and sweet, entirely and undeniably pleasant, as she spots the scientist.

“How about a little something to take the edge off, Sugar?”

[𝗗𝗿. 𝗧𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗶𝘀 @EridianExpert]

Coffee would usually help against the wave of exhaustion Tannis is trying to fight, though with little success due to being awake for long hours and resting very little. She can be found on the infirmary hunched over her desk full of loose papers.

[Dark Horse Comics @DarkHorseComics]

Borderlands: Moxxi's Mysterious Memento, a new comic series set in the @Borderlands universe, starts this week with issue #1: https://t.co/4X7xnk5z56

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[𝗗𝗿. 𝗧𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗶𝘀 @EridianExpert]

You are asking the wrong individual. I am certainly not normal, though I have witnessed people enjoying puns.

[ֆօʍɮʀǟ @HackYourHearts]

I've been told this before.

What do normal people find funny?

[𝗗𝗿. 𝗧𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗶𝘀 @EridianExpert]

Some of you need to get your humor checked. It’s sick.

[𝗗𝗿. 𝗧𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗶𝘀 @EridianExpert]

That sounds like a horrible new weapon that no shareholder is going to buy into and no customer is going to purchase.

[𝗗𝗿. 𝗧𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗶𝘀 @EridianExpert]

There are other ways.

[‍ ‍ 𝑲𝙰͟𝚃͟𝙰͟𝙶͟𝙰͟𝚆͟𝙰 ‍ ‍𝓳𝓻 .ᐟ ‍ @MALIWANHEIR]

only one way to dispel corporate tension , right ?

[𝗗𝗿. 𝗧𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗶𝘀 @EridianExpert]

No.

[‍ ‍ 𝑲𝙰͟𝚃͟𝙰͟𝙶͟𝙰͟𝚆͟𝙰 ‍ ‍𝓳𝓻 .ᐟ ‍ @MALIWANHEIR]

ORGY TIME !

[𝗗𝗿. 𝗧𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗶𝘀 @EridianExpert]

If I’m being honest, and I usually am anyway, being around people for an extended amount of time is giving me a headache. If you need me I’ll be in the infirmary.