Erik J Simmons

[Scourge Bliss 👾 @TheRealScourge]

Imagine your family owning a brownstone in Harlem for generations, only to find out that someone allegedly stole your property through fraudulent paperwork.

This is the dark side of NYC real estate that nobody talks about.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Trump can’t remember which of his sons runs World Liberty Financial: lanky, chinless, or new guy? @jonstewart

[Fte Media @FTEMedia8]

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[Erik J Simmons @ErikJSimmons]

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[Erik J Simmons @ErikJSimmons]

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[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Obama 🔥: "The president wasn't even mad about the Saddam Hussein comparison! That part didn't bother him. But he was very upset about the Cheesecake Factory comments. He took great umbrage. The mobilized a whole of government response to that joke! They told the Treasury Secretary to hold a press conference in front of the Cheesecake Factory. This really happened."

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Katie Zacharia was the perfect MAGA package for press secretary, so why was she fired? @jordanklepper gets to the bottom of it

[Erik J Simmons @ErikJSimmons]

At least she acknowledged and claimed her mistakes.

[Erik J Simmons @ErikJSimmons]

@AlexWestQNews But he doesn’t speak English well. He sounds like a third grader when he talk. Actually that’s giving him to much credit and an insult to third graders.

[THEE ALFA HOUSE @thee_alfa_house]

Trump: I could say the STUPIDEST things and you'd CLAP.

The CROWD: CLAP 👏

[𝓥𝓲𝓫𝓮𝓼𝓞𝓷𝓣𝓪𝓹 @VibesOnTap_]

SNL TURNED A WHITE HOUSE RENOVATION INTO A HOME-IMPROVEMENT SHOW.

And that format choice is what makes the premise interesting.

“White House Makeover” takes the familiar language of property-renovation television and applies it to Trump's plans for the White House ballroom.

Instead of treating the subject like a conventional political report, the sketch borrows a format audiences recognize immediately.

The makeover reveal.

The confident hosts.

The promise that a big renovation will solve everything.

But the White House isn't an ordinary house, and a presidential building project isn't just another television renovation.

That contrast gives the satire its starting point.

SNL takes a political story and changes the lens through which we see it.

Suddenly, a question about presidential priorities becomes a parody of television's obsession with dramatic transformations.

[💍𝒮𝓊𝑔𝒶🫶🏾 ❄️December’s 12/18 Coldest☃️ @SagittariusN2U]

I don’t know what happened to this version of Eddie Murphy, but he tried to tell y’all back then‼️

[The View @TheView]

TRUMP BANS CNN, MS NOW & POLITICO FROM WHITE HOUSE: After the three outlets filed a lawsuit against the current administration over the ban, ‘The View’ co-hosts react.

[Sammy Obeid @SammyObeid]

His lucky numbers were 9 and 11

[Throat_goddesss @throat_GRL]

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[Throat_goddesss @throat_GRL]

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[The View @TheView]

TRUMP ASKS CONVENTION CROWD TO “CHEAT LIKE HELL”: As election integrity remains a major Republican talking point ahead of the midterms, ‘The View’ co-hosts weigh in after President Trump raised eyebrows at the GOP Midterm Convention by asking the crowd to take a pledge.

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

Republicans are going to lose in November because Trump chose a foreign country over his own voters. Here’s how deep the betrayal is.