Erik Kepler

I drive a zamboni, that's about as good as it gets lately.

[Erik Kepler @ErikKepler]

@theweeknd your new album has helped me get through things I didn't think I needed help with, so thank you, keep up the good work.

[Erik Kepler @ErikKepler]

@realDonaldTrump Are you going to give us your accountants number, cause there is no way you're actually going to do anything other than take a picture signing a blank sheet of paper again

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Greta Thunberg at #UNGA: "This is all wrong. I shouldn’t be up here. I should be in school on the other side of the ocean. Yet you come to us young people for hope. How dare you. You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words."
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[Erik Kepler @ErikKepler]

@Chasenpucks39 Idk how I wasnt named after you since my parents watched you whoop ass in Peoria.

[Erik Kepler @ErikKepler]

Drunk people are weird, they can coordinate getting 8 of them in a 4 seat uber, you tell one hes too drunk to drive and you're Satan in the flesh.

[Erik Kepler @ErikKepler]

@iM_JakeKepler @Frauts_iR

[Erik Kepler @ErikKepler]

@realDonaldTrump how does it feel to be the president with the smallest balls in 40 years, and still get roasted?

[Erik Kepler @ErikKepler]

Watching a friend gamble is intense, then disappointing because their luck is so much better...

[Erik Kepler @ErikKepler]

It gets worse though, been coming here for months, dude is still wearing a boot on his foot, it's been over a year..

[Erik Kepler @ErikKepler]

Now she's singing "hit me with your best shot". #NoThanks

[Globalflyguy @NYflightguy]

If you died in the Bowling Green Massacre RT.

[Erik Kepler @ErikKepler]

@iM_JakeKepler haha I got closer, she can go for it if she wants

[Erik Kepler @ErikKepler]

@iM_JakeKepler yea, especially when the old dude is Baylen's dad...

[Erik Kepler @ErikKepler]

New coach, maybe new look, too early to tell. https://t.co/LzO3e10Z6R

[Tony X @soIoucity]

'So now they want to score goals and play defense" - hitchcock

[Erik Kepler @ErikKepler]

I love karaoke, but theres something about an old dude & a young woman singing dirty versions of Grease songs that makes me want to vomit...

[Erik Kepler @ErikKepler]

I have Forester`s Hut on my island! Now my island is even more awesome! https://t.co/Gmg2sZENim #android, #androidgames, #gameinsight

[Erik Kepler @ErikKepler]

I have Ancient Bar on my island! Now my island is even more awesome! https://t.co/Gmg2sZENim #android, #androidgames, #gameinsight

[Erik Kepler @ErikKepler]

I've harvested 205 of food! https://t.co/Gmg2sZENim #android, #androidgames, #gameinsight

[Erik Kepler @ErikKepler]

I've collected 620 gold coins! https://t.co/Gmg2sZENim #android, #androidgames, #gameinsight