Erin Beever

We're all God's children at the hot dog stand

She/Her

[Erin Beever @Erin_Beever]

I am putting a hex on Louis DeJoy for ruining the united states postal service give me my mail you rancid old man

[Erin Beever @Erin_Beever]

Love to live in a place where people shoot themselves in the dick repeatedly because a guy who wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire posted a meme when he was taking a break from his golf game in Arizona

[Jeff Samsonow (on other apps now) @jeffsamsonow]

Having successfully defeated public health protections, freedom fighters now take on the tyranny of a grocery store within walking distance. #yegcc #15MinuteCities #yegWorldOrder

[Erin Beever @Erin_Beever]

@jeffsamsonow Jesus hell these people are irritating nobody's stopping you from driving to Rocky Mountain House because the gum is different there Ryan

[molly conger @socialistdogmom]

did somebody order a coney dog with cheese

[Erin Beever @Erin_Beever]

@debssketch The sketch where Your Dad started the show and was chugging pepto bismol. Nearly choked on my beer

[Erin Beever @Erin_Beever]

@DanicaHere @matt_bowes In December a woman ahead of me at the grocery store got upset because the guy at the till was really busy and didn't hear her say Merry Christmas and he didn't wish her a Merry Christmas back. Skin thinner than an egg membrane

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ᶠᵒʳ ᶜᵒᵐᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵐʸ ʳᵉˢᵗᵃᵘʳᵃⁿᵗ ˢᵒʳʳʸ ᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵛᵉʳʸ ʷᵉᶦʳᵈ

[Erin Beever @Erin_Beever]

@eissyrc

[Erin Beever @Erin_Beever]

@DrStephanieCoo1 If I would have seen this on my chart it would have really kicked my ass

[Erin Beever @Erin_Beever]

Trauma informed medical communication is really fucking important

[Dr. Steph (Stephanie Cooper MD- ObGyn/ Mfm) @DrStephanieCoo1]

Our ‘high tech’ provincial electronic medical record refers to women w recurrent pregnancy loss as ‘habitual aborters’. FFS

[Erin Beever @Erin_Beever]

@kathbarbadoro @LCSpodcast I went to school with somebody who kind of reminds me of this guy, she wasn't a bad person but she just told huge stories and forgot about it the next day. Sucks for him he was so weirdly successful and just couldn't keep bopping along causing low level damage

[Erin Beever @Erin_Beever]

@letsgoayo Bad form to ask if a meal's going o make your windpipe cinch closed, simply smile politely and fall on the floor as silently as possible

[Erin Beever @Erin_Beever]

@newfangl3d You're out with the boys and suddenly there is horse

[Erin Beever @Erin_Beever]

Fuck genocide deniers, hell yeah U of L students

[Amy @mormonmombutnot]

She came. She saw. She got told to leave. She left. @uLethbridge showed up

[Erin Beever @Erin_Beever]

@DrJenGunter Working on my matronly prestige (in a ruthless competition with Christian Bale to do the best magic trick)

[Erin Beever @Erin_Beever]

@ZoeSTodd I figured she would vanish after getting that big payoff in Alberta but I guess making terrible decisions on a huge scale is kind of a hobby now