mothman

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[CaitieHannan @caitiehannan]

As a therapist I can say confidently, that while therapy is helpful, what most people really need is money

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

I AM PREPARED TO CYCLE THROUGH MARGINALLY MORE PROGRESSIVE OLD MEN UNTIL WE LIVE IN WORLD THAT IS GOOD

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

...And stay out!

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

It's fall! You know what that means:

- Apple picking
- Hay rides
- Sweaters
- Reading anything by Edgar Allan Poe and being forced to come to terms with the inevitability of death as well as the perils of idealization
- Pumpkins
- Flannel

[mothman @Erin_DS]

@tommy___z’s favorite movie is The Boss Baby

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Oh you like witchcraft? Name 3 townspeople you saw with the devil

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

CONGRATULATING MYSELF ON YET ANOTHER IMPECCABLE DAY OF SETTING GOALS FOR MYSELF, MAKING A PLAN TO REACH THEM, AND THEN STARING IN SLACK-JAWED CONFUSION AT MY COMPUTER SCREEN AS NOTHING HAPPENS FOR 5 HOURS

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

We need to normalize sending me 20,000 francs per month in exchange for not terrorizing the Opera House

[mothman @Erin_DS]

On brand that my job is just pretending Allegheny county isn’t having huge spikes in virus cases cool cool cool

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

SORRY I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND HOW PUBLIC HEALTH IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN MY LONG STANDING GOAL OF PUTTING MY ENTIRE MOUTH ON EVERY GAS STATION DOORKNOB IN THE STATE

[mothman @Erin_DS]

Another petition you should sign if you haven’t yet:

Adams County District Attorney: Justice for Elijah McClain - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/XkrEf4P6eN via @Change

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

WHEN I EAT THIRTEEN HOT DOGS AND GET SICK IN THE BACK OF MY CAR THAT IS AN ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT BY THE MASTERMINDS OF ANTIFA

[prance @bocxtop]

normalize refusing to debate white guys about why you deserve rights

[mothman @Erin_DS]

It’s wild that I’ve lived next door to a literal crack house where swat teams would frequent yet the worst neighbors I’ve ever had are the two white girls upstairs blasting electronic dance music on a Wednesday evening

[mothman @Erin_DS]

@meghmeghmegh Never thought I’d be following the treasury twitter but here we are

[mothman @Erin_DS]

@meghmeghmegh “We deeply do not regret this action” LMAO

[mothman @Erin_DS]

Pls shift your blame for the virus spreading onto the government that is making choices to re-open rather than the individuals being forced to adjust to these decisions. They’d much prefer you blame each other than them